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[newsnakeowner1978]

Im bored so here is a Newfie Joke fer ya late nighters

And to clarify; Jarge is newfie slang for George

The Newfie Painter, Jarge

The Newfie Painter, Jarge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew, and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Gander for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his
house in a stretch limo. She asked Jarge if he would paint her in the nude This was the first time
anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Jarge asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, Would be me pleasure ma'am. Missus says it's okay. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I haf ta leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes!

[newsnakeowner1978]

oops. it posted twice. sigh

[rebelinu]

Im bored so here is a Newfie Joke fer ya late nighters

LOL! i loved it.. thanks

[newsnakeowner1978]

LOL! i loved it.. thanks

lol yw. i love newfie jokes. thats mostly da ones we tell. lol

[rebelinu]

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[rebelinu]

lol yw. i love newfie jokes. thats mostly da ones we tell. lol

hehe.. its the same with me and my greek friend. we shoot them back and forth all the time... some are just horrible... if i ever hear another joke involving a goat... well you get the idea

[seekthetruth]

roflmao good joke newsnake

[Harley Grandma]

Im bored so here is a Newfie Joke fer ya late nighters

And to clarify; Jarge is newfie slang for George

The Newfie Painter, Jarge

The Newfie Painter, Jarge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew, and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Gander for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his
house in a stretch limo. She asked Jarge if he would paint her in the nude This was the first time
anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Jarge asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, Would be me pleasure ma'am. Missus says it's okay. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I haf ta leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes!

[maksik]

OMG, OMG, OMG

I forgot to mention today I found my first grey hair. I blame the crap my brother is putting us through for this and when he gets better I am going to kick his a$$. Anyways super traumatizing moment for me and it better be the first and last I find.

pull it out!! immediately!! and forget it even happened!

take some anti-stress multivitamins (lot's of B vitamins) to help your body get through hard times

[newsnakeowner1978]

hehe.. its the same with me and my greek friend. we shoot them back and forth all the time... some are just horrible... if i ever hear another joke involving a goat... well you get the idea

yup i get da idea.

roflmao good joke newsnake

tks. i got a million of em.

[NSangel]

hey all. whadayaat. sniff sniff. I have a confession to make. sniff sniff

I ... I...
sniff sniff
I'm a FREEBIE ADDICT. WHEW I fell so much better. lol Its 12:19 am and I am still freebie huntin.

poor you.

i'm a coupon trader addict. it just took me all fooking night, it is now 2:20 am, and i just managed to complete 2 trades.

yup i get da idea.

shouldn't that be "idear"?

now going back to see what i missed..

[NSangel]

im bored so here is a newfie joke fer ya late nighters

And to clarify; jarge is newfie slang for george

the newfie painter, jarge

the newfie painter, jarge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew, and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in gander for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his
house in a stretch limo. She asked jarge if he would paint her in the nude this was the first time
anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, jarge asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, would be me pleasure ma'am. Missus says it's okay. I'll paint ya in da nude, but i haf ta leave me socks on so i has a place to wipe me brushes!

omg!

[NSangel]

gmorning all. I wonder what sc biggest contest ever will be?? Anyways noone has the rep button. Maybe we all have to start over again. Its cold here and I hate cold. Course I hate hot too lol. Mostly I just hate being the onlyone up who has to start the fire. I suck at fire building.

HOLY CRAP BOO STOLE MY STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NSangel]

FYI:

I made it perfectly clear how i felt about the rep status being gone on boos home page.

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[tammy8701]

good morning and thanks for the new words