Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[newsnakeowner1978]

tks leftie.

[newsnakeowner1978]

i love lil johnny jokes. this is one of my fav, lol

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
[FONT="]Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' [/FONT]
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

[FONT="]What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' [/FONT]
[FONT="]Sherman[/FONT][FONT="] said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' [/FONT]
[FONT="]'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. [/FONT]

[FONT="]And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' [/FONT]
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

[newsnakeowner1978]

omfg. this is to funny. if our american friends take offense then i aplogize and will remove it. but i dont' think there will be a problem. hahahaha

Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.





One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :....... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :...... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bull artist.

Titanic:.. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton ... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:.....Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :....... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.... ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

[haunish]

love little johnnyjokes as well new snake..they are my fav

[Jettred]

Too funny new snake & certainly no offense taken here. We all know what kind of man Bill Clinton is.

[thetick]

More contest words
SMURFSDVD
PILATESFOR
ABSBURN
YOGAHIPS
YOGALEGS
YOGAARMS
YOGA12

[newsnakeowner1978]

tks for the words tick.

[justaydan1]

Thanks for the words
just so everyone know they aren't contest words but they are still great 100 points each

[bumble]

Thank you for all the new words...they will keep me busy for a bit!

[haunish]

thanks for the words again

[ssuba]

Thanks for the word guys....i'm way behind in words.....

[hmcsp]

Thanks leftie and tick........

[amycrows]

I thought I would share here, E Coli found in ground beef. here is the link:

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/70761-e...da/#post792552

[haunish]

ughh..i think I am going vegetarian soon, with all these recalls..

[haunish]

darn double post