Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[NSangel]

okay so since we'll never be able to understand snake, i did find this to help us understand our southern american cousins:

How to speak Southern

WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK

BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER

How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

Aig - What a hen lays

Aints - He's got aints in his paints

Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

Bag - He bagged her to marry him

Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

Bub - the light bub burned out

Cheer - What you set in

Crick - A small stream

Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon

Chiny - country over in Asia

Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

Cyow - Animal on Farm

Deppity - He helps out the shurf

Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

Dainz - Satidy night social

Ellum - A graceful tree

Fanger - What you put your rang on

Faince - Whats round the hawg lot

Far - What get the brandin arn hot

Furred - He got furred from his job

Flar - A rose is a purdy flar

Frash - Them aigs ain't frash

Furiners - All non-'bamans

Further - Hits ten miles further to town

Grain - She was grain with envy

Hail - Where bad folks go

Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n

Hilbilly - People in the next county

Hollar - Whats between the hills

Hard - Got a brend new hard

hand Tar - His core blew a tar

Laymun - A sour fruit

Laig - Most folks have two of them

Lather - What you climb up

Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin

Mailk - what you get from cyows

Mere - What you see your self in

Minners - Live bait

Misrus - Married Woman

Nar - Opposite of wide

Nayk - Your head sets on it

Nup - No

Orrel - Them hinges need orrel

Ormy - What the sojers go in

Pank - A light red color

Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow

Petition - What separate the rooms

Poke - A paper bag or sack

Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke

Salit - A green vegetable

Puppet - What the preacher is in

Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher

Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig

Rang - You wear it on your fanger

Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts

Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town

Rainch - A big cow farm

Rat - Do it rat now!

Rench - Rench the soap yourself

Roont - She plum roont her shoes

Salary - A stringy vegetable

Soardeens - Small canned fish

Shar - A light rain

Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain

Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody

Pop - A soft drink

Sprang - Water out'n the ground

Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail

Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it

Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death

Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart

Tho - Tho me the ball

Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat

War - A bobbed war fance

Worsh - Go worsh your face

Warter - What you worsh your face in

Yurp - A continent overseas

[stardreamer7880]

[NSangel]

wot u mean

[sumi]

thank you for the words

[babygonnermann]

Good morning everyone!

Thanks for all the words yesterday.

[newsnakeowner1978]

hey NS,have u ever looked at a newfie dictonary? u will never be able to understand me. lmao

[NSangel]

thank you for the words

thanks sumi! (now i need to pee )

hey NS,have u ever looked at a newfie dictonary? u will never be able to understand me. lmao

[babygonnermann]

Andit, one of our fellow SC'ers really needs some of your advice, if you have the time ... if it were me, the cat would be tossed out the door!!! lol

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/72034-i...quirks-canada/

[NSangel]

oooh bg, sounds like a challenge.

something for andit:

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[babygonnermann]

NS - did you still need my help?

[A.linda]

I LOVE Free stuff!! Not sure how this site works .. or IF it does .. but I'm sure gonna try to get my 99 posts in .. just to see!

[babygonnermann]

I LOVE Free stuff!! Not sure how this site works .. or IF it does .. but I'm sure gonna try to get my 99 posts in .. just to see!

Oh, not to worry ... this site really does work ... that's why there's so many addicts here.

YOU WILL BE ONE!!!!

Oh, welcome, by the way

[newsnakeowner1978]

Beware of Newfoundlanders***

An Alberta lawyer and a Newfoundlander are sitting next to each other on the long flight to Halifax.
The lawyer is thinking that Newfoundlanders are so dumb that he can fool them easy...
So the lawyer asks if the Newfoundlander would like to play a fun game.
The Newfoundlander is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.

'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'

This catches the Newfoundlanders attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'
The Newfoundlander doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Newfoundlanders turn.
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows.
He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes up the Newfoundlander and hands him $500. The Newfoundlander pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Newfoundlander up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Newfoundlander reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
. . . Don't mess with us Newfoundlanders. We only talk different...

[haunish]

morning everyone..

so my sil went to mexico and emails to say how she got everyone a great gift, so my dh gets his and its a rapala filleting knife..we love fishing..I get...partially filled bottle of pure vanilla..woohoo..lol

the thought is nice I guess but seriously...

[amycrows]

Why partial bottle...did she say it spilled or is she giving everyone half a bottle? lol...hubby's gift sounds nice, yours sounds odd if you ask me