Find your new name?

[eriluo]

According to below, my new name is Dorky Picklebrains...

Anyways, hope this isn't a repost, but this was sent by a colleague of mine to me around 3 pm this afternoon just before I take my afternoon nap and it perked me up, so hope this gets a chuckle out of you too!

So here it goes...


FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute..

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it so we can see it

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey , in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush 's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.

[Littlemoe0]

Sloopy Wafflehump. Thanks Eriluo, think I may keep my new name and get rid of littlemoe.

[Miss_April]

Dorfus Wafflebutt, hahaha.

[itsjustmebub]

dumbo pottysquirt

LMAOOOO omg i literally just scream-laughed

[Miss_April]

Hahaha pottysquirt, that doesn't sound to good.

[itsjustmebub]

LMAO!!!!!!!
i am laughing like a crazy woman

bwuahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[itsjustmebub]

*turning purple* from lack of air

[VeeVee]

ahahahaha Dorfus Pottyboob hahahahahhaah

[Littlemoe0]

I wonder how many dumbo's can squirt in a potty, lol.

[itsjustmebub]

ahahahaha Dorfus Pottyboob hahahahahhaah

THis is the greatest thread EVER

I was laughing so hard my throat is aching

[VeeVee]

This is BFs hehe

sloopy snicklebutt

[Littlemoe0]

Sloopy dippingizzard, my name before marriage.

Kinda sounds like a deep fried food down south.

[Turkish_DeLight]

LOL i needed this ehem my new name is sneezy dippinfanny

[albertamommie]

lol
Snickle Lizardpants....hahahahah
my husband is dorky lizardpants....lololololol

[Turkish_DeLight]

This is BFs hehe

sloopy snicklebutt

vee you got t he best ones lmao imagine calling your bf by his new name when you snuggle at night