SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[DH666]

Coupons were introduced in 1894 when Asa Candler bought the Coca-Cola formula for $2,300 and gave people coupons that he had written out to receive a free glass of coke.

All hail Asa Candler!

[ccmp1974]

Its like chewing water???What is up with that???
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[DH666]

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

See? Cats are more versatile.

[ccmp1974]

Shouldn't your barf be pink not green DH??

[DH666]

Montreal is the second largest French speaking city after Paris.

Ben oui tabarnac!

[DH666]

Shouldn't your barf be pink not green DH??

So sue me! They all smell rotten to me.

[DH666]

Polar bear livers contain so much Vitamin A that it can be fatal if eaten by a human.

One of my favorite useless tidbit of information.

[DH666]

The YKK on the zipper of your Levis stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the worlds largest zipper manufacturer.

Say that three times real fast.

[DH666]

An average adult produces about half a litre of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.

Every guy has to know this.

[DH666]

Canadians eat more Kraft Dinner (Macaroni and Cheese) per capita than any other country in the world.

We are the KD champs!

[DH666]

The quills of a porcupine are soft when they are born.

I should think so! Poor mama if they were not.

[DH666]

A giraffe is able to clean its ears with its own tongue.

Blech!

[DH666]

Flu shots only work about 70% of the time.

Every one rush out to get the H1N1 they said.

[DH666]

Women take three times longer than men when using the toilet.

Duh!

[DH666]

Canada has more donut shops per capita than the United States.

Another no brainer.