SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[DH666]

Over 200 varieties of watermelons are grown in the U.S.

And I hate every single one of them!

[YesI'mcheap]

Over 200 varieties of watermelons are grown in the U.S.

And I hate every single one of them!

Me too.

[DH666]

Canada has more inland waters and lakes than any other country in the world.

Frozen half the time too!

[DH666]

The fastest moving land snake is the Black Mamba, which can move up to 7 miles per hour.

I'm glad they only live in Africa and Tokeville, Ontario.

[DH666]

The Basenji dog is the only dog that is not able to bark.

I'll suggest that to the idiot neighbor who lets his dog out at 6:00 AM.

[DH666]

Apples are part of the rose family.

Interesting.

[trucks12trucks]

The fastest moving land snake is the Black Mamba, which can move up to 7 miles per hour.

I'm glad they only live in Africa and Tokeville, Ontario.

There are no snakes in Oakville! I would have hunted them down by now! I chased them as a kid.

[trucks12trucks]

Apples are part of the rose family.

Interesting.

So I'm a rose

[DH666]

Tarantulas can live up to 30 years.

Hear that Trucks?

[DH666]

In Belgium, 172,000 tons of chocolate are produced in a year.

I thought you ladies might be interested.

[trucks12trucks]

Tarantulas can live up to 30 years.

Hear that Trucks?

Holy Sugar!
Is that a clue for me to exit before you turn evil and post a picture of you-know-what?

[DH666]

Every day, the average person swallows about a quart of snot.

All together now: Eeeeewwwwwww!!!

[DH666]

The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

Kiera averages 800!

[ccmp1974]

Over 200 varieties of watermelons are grown in the U.S.

And I hate every single one of them!

Me too.

x3!!!! Except Jolly Ranchers....Yummy!!
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[trucks12trucks]

You melon haters!
They dont bite or have 18 legs!