SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[ccmp1974]

Can you imagine the back pain one would have carrying those melons around all day!!

[shaman2263]

They are bigger than a head!

[trucks12trucks]

They sure weigh more than watermelons....not sure If I like that.

[Patty Smyth]

Patty will soon be getting an invite to join the 2 mile club!

Of course you are the offical welcome wagon there.

[Patty Smyth]

So DS nforms me he needs his assignment printed out at 7:45 this morning as we are almost out the door, right so what happens? Printer out of ink. Argh!!!

Oh and before this. (mom with her hair in a towel and just out of the shower dripping)

DS - "mom have you seen my locker key?"
Mom - "NO!"
DS - "I lost my key"
Mom - head explodes

So in a nutshell this means he must get the vice principal to come and break the locks on both his lockers and luckily I had 2 spare locks with a key but now I have to go and get another set because they need 3 locks and they share a coat locker. Nice that's the second set this year.

[trucks12trucks]

Ouch Patty, Maybe he needs one of those tie around your neck/wrist key holders?

[Patty Smyth]

Ouch Patty, Maybe he needs one of those tie around your neck/wrist key holders?

He had that and lost it, then I gave him a keychain locater thingy and now that's gone. He may still find it in the lost and found but it will be too late. Besides he needs at least 2 keys.

[ccmp1974]

And the year isn't over yet!!

[DH666]

He had that and lost it, then I gave him a keychain locater thingy and now that's gone. He may still find it in the lost and found but it will be too late. Besides he needs at least 2 keys.

If only they used retina scans. At least he won't lose his eyes. (I hope)

[trucks12trucks]

If only they used retina scans. At least he won't lose his eyes. (I hope)

I lose things a lot too..atleast one thing everyday...phone, keys, lamps, coupons, socks, remotes, people..yes.
Today it is my headphones, so I am having to blast music until SOMEONE lends me a pair!

[kool_105]

I lose things a lot too..atleast one thing everyday...phone, keys, lamps, coupons, socks, remotes, people..yes.
Today it is my headphones, so I am having to blast music until SOMEONE lends me a pair!

haha you really should put lil bits of string on everything so you don't lose it; hehe

[SillyLoocie]

I lose things a lot too..atleast one thing everyday...phone, keys, lamps, coupons, socks, remotes, people..yes.
Today it is my headphones, so I am having to blast music until SOMEONE lends me a pair!

I have lost sympathy for my other half (I am the better half) cause he has a "mancold" if anyone finds it, please go ahead and toss it in the river.
A-Choo!

[trucks12trucks]

I have lost sympathy for my other half (I am the better half) cause he has a "mancold" if anyone finds it, please go ahead and toss it in the river.
A-Choo!

Of course we are the better half :D
A quick capture and a leash to take a trip to the vet is needed.

[shaman2263]

Why not a combo lock?

[kool_105]

I have lost sympathy for my other half (I am the better half) cause he has a "mancold" if anyone finds it, please go ahead and toss it in the river.
A-Choo!

o is one of those gets a flu end of the world people? ack; wouldn't last 2 seconds as a girl would he? haha