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[attitash]

Today is, International Left-Handers Day! Be kind to you left-handed friends!

[Tweetybird999]

[McSkier]

[walkonby]

Warning!!!!! A Bad word is in this pic!!!

[attitash]

Today is, National Creamsicle Day!

[attitash]

Argument (ar*gyou*ment): n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
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Airhead (er*head): n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a Police Officer.
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Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q): n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up - but he "made the dinner."
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Blonde jokes (blond joks): n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
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Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope): n. Gotta get married in a church.
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Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer): n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
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Diet soda (dy*it so*da): n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
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Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee): n. The last two minutes of a football game.
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Exercise (ex*er*siz): v To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
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Grocery list (grow*ser*ee list): n What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
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Hardware store (hard*war stor): n. Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
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Childbirth (child*brth): n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say, "focus....breathe...push..."
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Lipstick (lip*stik): n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
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Park (park): v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
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Patience (pa*shens): n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."
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Waterproof mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah): n. Comes off if you cry, shower or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
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Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae): n. A day when you have dreams of a candle light dinner, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

[attitash]

Good Hump Day morning. Off to the golf course. Nice & cool morning!

[attitash]

Today is, National Relaxation Day!

[SillyLoocie]

Well hello to everyone!

A quick note from Loocie, but I cannot stay long,
I am in the rehab hospital, where I must learn to be strong,
Getting better and better each & every day,
Although my recovery seems slow in many a way,
I miss you all & I so miss my life,
Being surgically challenged sure can cause strife,
I hope to be back in a few weeks time,
But for now, I'll just say hello in this quick little rhyme,
I have to say missing you all is a bummer,
I can't believe that soon we'll be saying farewell to summer,
Wish me well, cause it's off I must go,
Day after day it's more physio,
Now to check my pm's & my rep comments too,
I can't wait to be back full time dear people with all of you!

[walkonby]

I am so glad you are following Dr's orders ( the Dr's DID say to write us all some poetry right? )

Miss you!!

[gryphon]

My brother is in the process of adopting a new cat.

[attitash]

Good morning.....not seeing any fog. Good morning to head to the golf course before the heat & humidity roll in.

[attitash]

Today is, National Tell a Joke Day!. Give me your best joke!

[attitash]

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city
because he was short of time and
couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the
windshield wiper that read: "I
have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment. Forgive us our
trespasses." When he returned, he found a citation from a police
officer along with this note
"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket
I'll lose my job. Lead us
not into temptation."

[attitash]

PUBLIC WOLF HOWL TONIGHT

When Thursday, August 16, 2012, 8 – 11pm Location Outdoor Theatre Note THERE WILL BE A PUBLIC WOLF HOWL TONIGHT. After a slide talk on wolf ecology at the Outdoor Theatre (km 35.4 of Highway 60), participants receive special instructions, and we then travel by car (on rare occasions, walk) to a place where wild wolves may answer the imitations given by the naturalist staff. Please arrive early, ensure your vehicle is filled with gas, and dress warmly for this special program which lasts about three hours. No dogs allowed at the program or the howl site. For more information about Public Wolf Howls see www.algonquinpark.on.ca… Link www.algonquinpark.on.ca