SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[ccmp1974]

I must dig threw my rags to see if there is something I can wear.I hate ironing!!! Gurr!!! My MIL loved ironing Crazy women even ironed her sheets!!! I try and pick things out of the dryer fast so I don't have to!!

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone! Rise & shine...unless you're not a morning person, in which case go back to bed.

[SillyLoocie]

Remember to be nice today & share something you like with a friend.

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[Natalka]

Who sent the murder of crows to our neighbourhood? Sheesh!
GO AWAY!!!

[Andit]

Who sent the murder of crows to our neighbourhood? Sheesh!
GO AWAY!!!

Well, at least the cats have entertainment.

[Patty Smyth]

We got rid of the Starlings building a nest in the exhaust fan on the weekend. The crows we had all winter moved along when the hawks came back. heheheheheh

[Patty Smyth]

O.k. call me a skeptic but the more I see about this autisitc girl being "found" by this guy after 5 days the more I am creeped out. I hope I am just being paranoid.

He is creepy, creepy, creepy.

[Natalka]

That's true Andit, the cats are the only ones who find anything positive about the crows.
What I hate most is that means any robins in the neighbourhood will quickly disappear...
Then there's the incessant cawing....
Last year we had one in our yard that - honestly - was as big as a cat, very freaky because I didn't even know a crow could grow that large.

[NancyM]

ack i hate ironing too i tend to put more wrinkles in than i take out

[Patty Smyth]

Ironing? Never heard of it.

I am such a good girl. I turned all the front gardens , cut the grass and now if only I had a weed whacker that worked. My gas one is dead, my battery one is dead(I think it needs new batteries they won't charge) and I cut the 8 " trim with scissors today becasue I can't stand it. I am a freak.

By the way my CLematis are already growing and the Hostas are out about 2 inches!! That is freakishly early, never mind having to cut the grass in April???? WTH?

[SillyLoocie]

Where is DH666

[DH666]

Where is DH666

At work. Where else would I be in the middle of the day?

[SillyLoocie]

At work. Where else would I be in the middle of the day?

You're a good man. No wonder Patty keeps you around. Some of us are avoiding work by monkeying around on here.

You'd better not look on some of the threads, because today...and just today....some of the girls have been cheeky.

I wouldn't want to hear about you been shocked at such a thing DH666.

[DH666]

You're a good man. No wonder Patty keeps you around. Some of us are avoiding work by monkeying around on here.

You'd better not look on some of the threads, because today...and just today....some of the girls have been cheeky.

I wouldn't want to hear about you been shocked at such a thing DH666.

Me shocked? I don't think so. I just replied on Patty's train thread.

[SillyLoocie]

Me shocked? I don't think so. I just replied on Patty's train thread.

I thought we were being tame.