Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

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Hey Elmo !
Life is Grand . Here is what I've been working on at home . On the Grand River .

[WolfDio]

Cash Track ~ Whole Lotta Love

[WolfDio]

Drink lots...that's a lot of territory to mark!!!

I think he chases cars

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L'dMAO, Guys!!!!

[Andit]

Nightly Recap
Trivia
4th grade ? - john a. macdonald
name that ? - the code of hammurabi
sports - 12
Winner:
madchives

tdich - British Columbia
crc - Abbey road by the Beatles
Winner:
Karl Stiel

Sleuth - bacchanalia
Winner:
Babygirl1
Honourable Mention:
elmo57
rockit

http://www.q107.com/Contests/CashGrab/Home.aspx
Cash Grab Words:
10:30pm - eyes without a face
Winner:
argo53
Honourable Mention:
ecat444

1:50am - Armageddon it
Winner:
db_band

3:20am - share the land
Winner:
karl stiel

5:20am - is this love
Winner:
heartgirl99

7:15am - rock of ages
Winner:
ic_ou812

9:45am - You Give Love A Bad Name
Winner:
WolfDio
Honourable Mention:
Wallie
Neon

11:45am - Losing my religion
Winner:
CocoBurp
Honourable Mention:
Karl Stiel
ecat444

1:30pm - down on the corner
Winner:
the H team
Honourable Mention:
ic_ou812
Lee03

3:45pm - born to wander
Winner:
the H team
Honourable Mention:
WolfDio
ROMEO

5:15pm - stairway to heaven
Winner:
the H team
Honourable Mention:
WolfDio
Knottythots

7:15pm - D'yer Mak'er
Winner:
WolfDio

9:15pm - Whole Lotta Love
Winner:
WolfDio



Hope everyone had a wonderful day.

Had a blah day - critters & I napped while watching TV. All 3 of us are suffering from the changing of the seasons (where the heck is the 40C weather - it's still summer til next week! ). Think it might have to be another early night...unless, of course, someone wants to play (it's impossible to ignore a hard toy thrown at one's head ).

Night all.

[Lee03]

School Days

An English professor wrote the words : "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."



Punctuation is powerful.

[McSkier]

[Lee03]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and....."

Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

[Lee03]

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


4. Rottweiler: Make me.


5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


(there were some really cute images that came with this but they didn't transfer over well.... sorry.... )

[tad01]

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.


A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.


He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.


The girl has been watching him and says: "You must be a dentist."


The guy, surprised, says: "Yes …. How did you figure that out?"


"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."


One thing leads to another and they make love.


After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."


The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"


The girl replies: "Didn't feel a thing."

[WolfDio]

Hey Elmo !
Life is Grand . Here is what I've been working on at home . On the Grand River .

Fred Flintstone Cars?

[Mmmme...]

[WolfDio]

Pleasant Dreams, my Friends.

[McSkier]

well have gone through about 800 pics from the ROCK... only 600 more to go.....
sure makes me want to go back.........sighs................
have a good evening folks

[McSkier]

not so much a clever clogs on pics and posting but here goes a try..
this is on western brook pond in Gros Morne...forgive me if it comes out the size of the Cn tower

[the H team]

i hopefully have resized these so that they are no too big. my work computer won't let me do this. they like to control what you're allowed to do. rodent took these on her cell phone & emailed them to me.