Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[rock lobster]

Shhhhh.......it's a man secret we're not supposed to tell women.
We've collaborated with the packaging industry to
make jars and bottles unopenable by women.
You poor things have to marry us or starve to death.
It's true. I'm not making this up.

[rock lobster]

I was going to mow the grass but can't
because the car is parked on the front lawn.
Why?
Because the neighbors hate it when I park on the front lawn.
I might be anti-social.


(actually I don't want the birds in the tree to poop on
my fresh wax job but I'm not telling them that)

[the H team]

Did you know....................

Fun Fact: Christmas in July started 84 years ago on July 24th and 25th in 1933 at a girls’ camp called Keystone Camp in Brevard, North Carolina.

[rock lobster]

DCT Transmissions only in the new Vette

[rock lobster]

What's better, summer days?
Or summer nights?
Who the hell cares!
It's summer!!!

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Like, it is Thursday already! Too bad it is not Friday, but I'll take the Thursday.

Have a great day folks.

[dededi]

Good evening everyone.
Just 8 short hours tomorrow kenrod and your free 4 the weekend!!

[The Jester]

A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks inCalifornia, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall thispast Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring forhis girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock andbrought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like tosee something more special.'At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stockand brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring atonly $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkledand her whole body trembled with excitement.The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'The jeweler asked how payment would be made andthe man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to makesure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and youcan call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'llpick up the ring Monday afternoon.'On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned theold man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.''I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you aboutMY GREAT WEEKEND!' REMEMBER... Not All Seniors Are Senile…

[the H team]

TGIF, Q sters,

The weekend is here & it's going to be great!

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Happy Friday and have a great weekend everyone.

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

[rock lobster]

Modern race engine turn close to 20,000 rpm.
Valve springs can't keep up so they've gone
to pneumatic actuation. Here's a quick explanation.

[heartgirl99]

good evening, qts!

what great weather. hope everyone has a chance to enjoy it!

[heartgirl99]

big brother is here