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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 09:32 AM #24976('.')
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 09:37 AM #24977Smart Canuck
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Happy Thanksgiving to all our American Family and Friends... My local radio station starts playing Christmas music today.. at first (some 10+ years ago) I didn't like it..now.. it doesn't start to feel like Christmas until they do..

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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 09:44 AM #24978Cat Trainer (Trainee??)
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Good morning, everyone.
I thought I saw the sun earlier this morning, maybe I was dreaming? Critters are napping - they've had a busy morning, playing & eating seems to tire them out. I think in my next life, I'd like to be a spoiled critter.
Hope everyone has a wonderful day.
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 09:57 AM #24979Commander:Northern armies
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 09:59 AM #24980Evelyn
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 10:14 AM #24981Smart Canuck
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 10:31 AM #24982Smart Canuck
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Now that was funny.. This too is a long read..but very funny... if nothing, save it for a day when you don't have anything better to do but have a great laugh
A Texas Chili Contest
This classic tale was last forwarded to me by Gene Pettit. This story is about an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy. Besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."
Here are the scorecards from the event: (Frank is Judge #3)
Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!
Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more enthusiasm.
Judge # 2 -- A decent chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer...
Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.
Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...
Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.**
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge# 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 10:42 AM #24983
morning Q sters,
HAPPY FEETSBALL DAY!
it's sunny out here, but i noticed that there was frost all over the ground down in oakville, but there was none in acton. thaings that make you say hmmmmmmmmmmm.
thanx for the song of the day & reps. good luck winning.
RIP FREDDIE MERCURY

thanx was very sweet of you, i'm sure he loves them. such a beautiful cat too.
great work CRN.
want to do my place next
BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR SON, NB!
i check in every now & then, just to see if there's any new contests.
that's great news. bet your car will be happy to get it's home back too.NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.

nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 10:45 AM #24984GreatScent
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Amazing Amish Christmas Lights
look below to see the Amish Christmas lights.
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Don't look so surprised!
You know very well that the Amish don't use electricity.

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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 10:45 AM #24985Smart Canuck
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 10:58 AM #24986
Q is airing a 2 hour special on freddie tonight at 9p
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.

nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 11:53 AM #24987Computer Techy at large!
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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 11:57 AM #24988Commander:Northern armies
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Spent the last two hours
reading through the ads
for today's Black Friday sales.
The only thing I really need
is an automatic, rechargeable wine
bottle opener, who doesn't need that?@
;

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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 11:59 AM #24989GreatScent
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Good Thursday am for the next few minutes!
Crazy busy at work....
Thank you so much for the notes, PMs and all the reps.
I have been repping away this am...
Hope I haven't missed you!
Will see you soon!

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Thu, Nov 24th, 2011, 12:55 PM #24990Evelyn
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Naturebug: Geez, I'm so sorry about your neighbors dog and cat. That is truly tragic
That kitty was so cute, I remember you mentioning them a while back. Wonder what happened to her???
on a brighter note "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to your son! may he have many more.
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