Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[SillyLoocie]

Good Morning.

[rock lobster]

In view of the many and varied contributions to the health and welfare of the Q thread, his royal highness the all-knowing and all-seeing Stewy I, declares a general amnesty to all combantants in the recent civil strife
( including and especially crazy-cat -ladies).
This is in no way to be interpreted as capitulation or surrender on his part.

Reconstruction contributions should be forwarded to:
Stewy I
c/o rock lobster
P.O. BOX 008
Tirana, ALBANIA

[the H team]

morning Q sters,

HAPPY TUESDAY!

well they're talking about another big system coming into the area, freezing rain, fluffy white stuff, then just rain. do we believe them or is this just another attempt to get hopes up, then a big let down? guess we'll just have to wait & see manana.

have a great day

[ecat444]

Good Morning!

I hope they are wrong again about the weather tomorrow as I take my long walk to the H.S. tomorrow a.m. - we shall see....

[psells]

Good Morning!

I hope they are wrong again about the weather tomorrow as I take my long walk to the H.S. tomorrow a.m. - we shall see....

I get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning, take the 8:15 into the city ...

[ecat444]

I get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning, take the 8:15 into the city ...

[22hicks]

a very good morning to all

[ecat444]

A wee joke for the a.m.


Maria: What's your new man like?

Marlena: He's got half a brain.

Maria: Lucky You!!!


sorry guys..............only kidding, right girls?.....

[the H team]

I get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning, take the 8:15 into the city ...

There's a whistle up above And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty

[madchives]

have no idea how i got here
something about her leg - just the one --- shoot
not sure which one - does it matter?

[madchives]

ok i have no idea - i'm 120 pounds but they are not where i'd like them
to be,,,



nevermind just reminded myself

[Wallie]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'



You must now refer to them as



APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .


And furthermore



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

'BREASTED AMERICAN. '

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is



'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'



3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a



'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'



4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a



'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'



5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes



'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'



6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a



'LOW COST PROVIDER.'



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a


'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'



2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is



'OVERLY CAUCASIAN..'



3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He


'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'



4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in


'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'



5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of


RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


(Loved this one!)



6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's


'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

[ecat444]

There's a whistle up above And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty

and if your train's on time you can get to work by 9 and start slaving job to get your pay
if you get annoyed just look at me, I'm self-employed - I love to work at nothing all day and.....I'll be taking care of business

[rock lobster]

Forget kittens, baby bats are way cuter, as you can see..

[madchives]