Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[kawam]

Morning all. Off to the MIL's today.

[kawam]

Win a trip to The 2012 Hard Rock Calling Concert!

Win a trip to The 2012 Hard Rock Calling Concert, July 13th through 15th at Hyde Park in London, UK, headlined by Bruce Springsteen, John Fogerty, Paul Simon, Soundgarden, and many more!

Just request a song to be played during our Q107 London Calling Victoria Day Long Weekend, Friday May 18th through Monday May 21st and enter the contest.

Two hundred CLUB Q members will be invited to a private London Calling Party at the Hard Rock Cafe on Sunday June 03rd, hosted by Dominik Diamond and The Q107 Classic Rock Houseband. At that event, someone will be selected win our Q107 Classic Rock Adventure to the UK!

[heartgirl99]

0440 password ===>berlin

[heartgirl99]

0520 ===>bricks

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qt's!

[crazyredneck]

new contest

[attitash]

Good morning Q sters....wow, one fast weekend. I think weekends should be 5 days & weekdays down to 2 days. Off to w*rk.

[crazyredneck]

good morning everyone, hope you all have a great day, even if it is a monday

[crazyredneck]

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in." The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me. So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?" "Er.. about two minutes ago."

[crazyredneck]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

[Wallie]

Good Morning all

[NatureBug]

Good Morning! Hope you all have an awesome day!

[heartgirl99]

Password ===>pink

[madchives]

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in." The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me. So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?" "Er.. about two minutes ago."

this is an awful and terrible 'story'
geee, i know it's meant to be funny - define the funny part

[feetfrown]