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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:28 PM #79546
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The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnnie, “Johnnie if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?” Johnnie replied, “Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot.”
The teacher asked again, “Listen Johnnie, If I gave you two rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits, how many rabbits would you have altogether?”
Johnnie smiled, “That’s easy, Teacher, I would have seven.”
“Ok Johnnie,” Miss Figpot said. “Let’s try it a different way. If I gave you two cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi. How many cans of Pepsi would you have?”
“Six cans.” Johnnie answered.
“OK,” said the teacher. “Now think of that with this question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?”
“Seven, Teacher.” Johnnie replied.
Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, “Why seven?”
Johnnie replied, “Because I already have one rabbit at home!”
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:31 PM #79547
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Call now
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:31 PM #79548
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:31 PM #79549
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NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:36 PM #79550
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:37 PM #79551
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If you have the wherewithal can you have the wherewithout?
& is there such a thing as sweet & sauerkraut?
If you go to the hairdresser do they really dress your hair?
& is it possible to take flight if you’re lounging in a wing chair?
If you agree to disagree then is your discussion wasted?
Does accidentally on purpose exonerate you of fault?
& if you’re sense of humour is dry, should you just add some salt?
Do you know that a boxing ring contains not a spec of shine?
& if something is pretty bad should you then politely decline?
If you’re told that the odds are even does that make any sense?
& if someone gives you false hope should you take offence?
If someone is only half dressed does it matter which half is covered?
& if you are thinking out loud, are you sharing what you’ve discovered?
If there are lucky stiffs are there unlucky ones as well?
& if someone is cruel to be kind isn’t that a rather hard sell?
If you possess an original copy what happened to the unoriginal one?
& don’t you think oxymorons are clearly confusing, but are also a kinda fun?
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:38 PM #79552
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ESC guess - All along the watchtower - wrong
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:39 PM #79553
ESC-Jimi Hendrix-All Along the Watch Tower
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NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 01:39 PM #79554
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This is the only time I'm able to try to get through today but no luck.........
this guy did - he guessed Jimi Hendrix All along the watchtower - wrong - should have guessed our song Wallie!!!!
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 02:03 PM #79555
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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013, 02:04 PM #79556
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