Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

I thought this was worth sharing with any schoolees returning or starting new frontiers - a good message

[heartgirl99]

[heartgirl99]

I thought this was worth sharing with any schoolees returning or starting new frontiers - a good message

....... am i missing something?

[heartgirl99]

Travis Barker's Daughter at a Recent Blink-182 Concert

[The Jester]

If only it was this easy......

[The Jester]

What's up dock? I thought of Lee and KT and their water adventures when I saw this!

[22hicks]

well that's more like it - Jays win

[rock lobster]

Wee willy's winky was wrinkley, was water responsible, we won't wonder, will we?

[heartgirl99]

[The Jester]

Holy Humour (U.S. material) **A
father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know
what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you
mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?" "That's easy,
Daddy..." the young
boy replied excitedly," It stands
for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'


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There
was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family
Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there
anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk."Only the Ten
Commandments." answered the lady.


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"Somebody
has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those
who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there
are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's
morning."


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A
minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he
was short of time and couldn't find a space
with a meter. Then he put a
note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block
10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our
trespasses." When he returned, he found a citation from a
police

officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If
I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into
temptation."


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There
is the stoy of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his
congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we
have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news
is, it's still out there in your pockets."


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While
driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously
had

a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a
hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust."


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A
Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls,
what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an
artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the
teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in
Heaven.."


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A
minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before
a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many
cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a
vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the
delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready
for a long trip. "The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the
same in my business."


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People
want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of
attention.


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Sunday
after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was
about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt.
"Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day , the
pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday
school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is
coming."


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The
minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the
congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for
repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the
regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last
minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the
service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to
play after I make the announcement about the finances." During the
service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in
great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and
we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand
up." At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled
Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular
organist!

[heartgirl99]

"what does the fox say" parody

[the H team]

evening Q sters.
another busy day. haven't seen any signs of rain or lightning yet here.
too bad about the a/c in the house & car don't work. hoping the 1 in your house is now working & your coolant issue isn't too expensive, Jester.
glad your back is feeling better, KT

Good morning folks-gotta start thinking about what to pack for Hawaii-oh who am I kidding---bathing suits, flip flops, snorkels, sunblock and we are good to go!

good! that leaves plenty of space for me in your suitcase!

We leave first week of August and are back on the 25th and I cannot wait! I guess I will have to make room in my suitcase for both the grass skirt and HG!

​& me too please.

[Lee03]

Aloha!! Pack me too!!! I've never been to Hawaii!! It's still on my bucket list...

KT - great idea with the change, tho I don't think I could be so disciplined....

Have a great time in Florida Hicks!!

I'm trying to book Friday off, so I've been crazy busy trying to get caught up at w*rk and fitting laundry, shopping, house w*rk and everything else in 3 days...

Have a great night!!

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qt's

feels like a real summer morning out there today

[rockit]

Morning Q-sters

Chance of thunderboomers this morning...