Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Andit]

I used to tell my friends that if I ever got married, this would be my wedding song (which likely explains why I've never been married ).




(Personally I prefer a previous incarnation of the song with slightly different lyrics)

[ecat444]

so sad and cruel that "people" or so- called humans have taken away that right for many animals that they use for their own selfish benefit - very sad indeed

[ecat444]

Rushing to have a veggie burger and then off to see a free premiere of "Let's Be Cops" - should be funny.

BTW - thanx for the cartoon of Istanbul Andi! Still gotta book the hotel/hotels for the eight or nine nights we have there

gotta roll..................

[kawam]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Thanks all. Go Jays!

[ecat444]

Back from the movie, good one - lots of laughs! Just made it as I thought it was at the theatre at Warden and Eg but it was really at the Town Centre one!!!! We were able to drive over and only missed the first couple of minutes although ended up sitting in the third row!!! Today was one of those rush all over days, rush to the beach, rush back from the beach, rush through dinner and rush to the theatre and then to the other theatre!!!! Oh well at least the movie was free and enjoyable!!!

[heartgirl99]

[ecat444]

very sad but true also........................

[The Jester]

Back from the movie, good one - lots of laughs! Just made it as I thought it was at the theatre at Warden and Eg but it was really at the Town Centre one!!!! We were able to drive over and only missed the first couple of minutes although ended up sitting in the third row!!! Today was one of those rush all over days, rush to the beach, rush back from the beach, rush through dinner and rush to the theatre and then to the other theatre!!!! Oh well at least the movie was free and enjoyable!!!

Never knew you were Russian!

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
been a busy couple of days. 2 more to go for me, then a 2 day weekend.

have a great time in Scotland, KT
Congrats on your new blue, Wolfie
Andit, hope you're feeling better soon.
my wedding song contribution, It Takes Two, Baby by Rod Stewart & Tina Turner

A new pink and here’s what I think:

A pair of pink and a pair of gold
Appreciation never gets old
Thanx for the reps and cheers for the likes
And for so many friends it makes me say “Yikes”

Congrats to both you & Ecat for your double gold & pinks

[GMAN]

Understanding Engineers #1

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Understanding Engineers #2

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers #3

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!"

The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Understanding Engineers #4

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers #5

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers #6

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers #7

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Understanding Engineers #8

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."

And Finally

Two engineers???

Two engineers were standing at the base of a pole, looking at its top.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this pole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving in the United States Congress.

[ecat444]

it does happen!

[GMAN]

SEX AND PROPER GRAMMAR

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate
from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation
with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation
who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile
dysfunction! The husband went to the
reservation and saw the medicine man.



The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his
shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take
only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'



When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever
been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."



The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he
turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"


"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she


does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."



He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then
invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.



When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.


His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes,


and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"



And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a
dangling participle.

[heartgirl99]

looks like the burlington skyway is going to be closed for a while.
hope this doesn't affect rockit and h_team (and any other qts out that way)

[heartgirl99]

[rock lobster]

I've decided to write my autobiography in
the form of a screen play so it'll be ready
for Hollywood all the sooner.

I think I'll title it:

"FIFTY SHADES OF PURPLE"