Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone.

I'm off to my friend's for a BBQ (expecting 30ish people! eeek!). I'm making cucumber salad & my Mom baked up a storm yesterday (yes, I'm spoiled). I just hope the weather holds & we have a nice sunny afternoon.

Quincy's staying home to guard the place. Lily's spending time with my folks (apparently I don't feed her ).

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[TO_Harley]

Could you graduate from 4th grade? - Compassion
Classic Rock Challenge - Teach Your Children
Name that Question - Who is Sam Giancana?
Sport Trivia - 2011
This Day in Canadian History - 1998

Thanks Cassie! You're the best.

[ecat444]

Hi Everyone!

Got back around 1 am this morning. Wow, I really lucked out weatherwise (thanks for your prayers Andi!) There was no rain whatsoever, even though the weatherman scared the heck out of me with all the talk of thunder boomers on Thursday etc!! Our camp site was really nice with privacy and a 5 minute walk to the beach. The water looked sooo nice yesterday I really hated to leave!!! wish I could go back for a week (or two!!!), but now the ex is on and school starts back shortly, damn summer goes sooo fast!!!! Stayed on the beach until 9 p.m. on Thurs and bar be 'd dinner. Yesterday spent the day at the beach in Grand Bend and had pizza on the beach before having to leave I really am a suck when it comes to leaving nice places!

Good luck with the weather for your friend's bar-be today Andi. They are saying rain later on but hopefully it will just be a scare like it was for me!

Good luck Mizzsazzyazz on your ski doo race!

Gotta go have a sauna and stuff - talk to you all later!

[Babygirl1]

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ‘ pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute Descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.
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P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search
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P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a Midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

[Babygirl1]

There are some days when my PC really pisses me off and this joke always comes to mind


Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.

He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, “I’ll take this option.”

“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

“That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all!”

“That’s what everyone thinks,” snickered Satan. “The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn’t…”

“What about the PC?”

“It’s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan. “And it’s missing three keys.”

“Which three?”

“Control, Alt and Delete.”

[Wallie]

good morning all

[jonesy]

Happy Saturday, off to a wedding today. Hope the weather stays beautiful!

[the H team]

Good morning, everyone.

I'm off to my friend's for a BBQ (expecting 30ish people! eeek!). I'm making cucumber salad & my Mom baked up a storm yesterday (yes, I'm spoiled). I just hope the weather holds & we have a nice sunny afternoon.

Quincy's staying home to guard the place. Lily's spending time with my folks (apparently I don't feed her ).

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

what did Quincy do to rate staying at home? better watch it coming home tonight that he doesn't take his job too literal or you may find a few new tattoos added to your ankles you didn't plan on.
have a great time & hopefully the weather guy is wrong again.

[waynethegolfer]

Hello all arrived in Madrid, hot as hell and it's world youth rally over a million more people then the norm. Thank god (no pun meant) it's over tomorrow, they'll be leving like rats from a sinking ship.

[hmjm61]

Good afternoon!
We're heading out to the Blue Rodeo/Steve Earle show tonight.
Hopefully the rain comes and goes before it starts.

[the H team]

Hello all arrived in Madrid, hot as hell and it's world youth rally over a million more people then the norm. Thank god (no pun meant) it's over tomorrow, they'll be leving like rats from a sinking ship.

sounds like my kind of weather. enjoy Madrid.

Good afternoon!
We're heading out to the Blue Rodeo/Steve Earle show tonight.
Hopefully the rain comes and goes before it starts.

have a great time at the concert. hopefully mother nature will co-operate.

[Babygirl1]

Lady Florence Bjelke-Petersen's Famous Pumpkin Scones

Chef: Lady Florence Bjelke-Petersen

This recipe is courtesy of the website www.southburnett.net
Degree of difficulty: Low
You need:
1 Tblsp butter
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 egg
1 cup mashed pumpkin (cold)
2 cups Self raising flour
Method:
Beat together butter, sugar and salt with electric mixer.
Add egg, then pumpkin and stir in the flour.
Turn on to floured board and cut.
Place in tray on top shelf of very hot oven 225-250c for 15-20 minutes.

[psells]

Hello all arrived in Madrid, hot as hell and it's world youth rally over a million more people then the norm. Thank god (no pun meant) it's over tomorrow, they'll be leving like rats from a sinking ship.

Hope you are having a great time. Sounds like a zoo over there, although I am still looking for the unintended pun in your post.

[WolfDio]

I guess cats can read after all.

This is not as comfy as I thought it would be.

"Ahhh, its so warm and cuddly on here"

You may not be happy with dinner but you are going to eat it anyway!

[alienshore]

Happy Caturday Everyone! Hope it's *Grand*!!