Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[ROMEO]

Happy Hump Day Every1

[WolfDio]

Happy Hump Day...

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone.

Another pre-op appt (the last one before surgery, yeah!) and more housework on the agenda for today.

Yesterday, a neighbour invited me over for coffee, so I quickly baked a batch of shortbread cookies (thankfully only a small batch, cause there was so much food, I brought some back home and they are calling out to me ).

Better get going and make breakfast for the sleepyheads around here.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[SillyLoocie]

[alohamom]

good mid-morning

[The Jester]

Got to Love this Policeman.
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> A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
> So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.
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> When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.
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> The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an asshole!"
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> Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.
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> On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"
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> The Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."
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> The Lawyer questions, "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"
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> "Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH" underlined."
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> "And what does the "AH" stand for, Officer?"
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> "Aggressive and hostile, Sir."
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> "Aggressive and hostile?"
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> "Yes, Sir.
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> "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?"
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> Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.
>
> ~~~~ How often can you get an attorney to convict his own client!! ~~~~
>

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends. I'm back. Not that I went anywhere. I've been so busy watching Sons of Anarchy. Damn, Karl lent me the series and now I'm hooked on the show. Haven't done to much else other than watching NFL. Those Seahawks are making a serious comeback after a crappy start. Go Seahawks Go!!!!

Have a good one!!!

[The Jester]

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[Spartacus]

Did anyone get the pass for the Jingle Ball yet?

[SillyLoocie]

Did anyone get the pass for the Jingle Ball yet?

I haven't heard anything from the Q yet, if I do get them, I will send them your way. I won't be able to attend.

[SillyLoocie]

Still looking for a gift for your Granny?

[22hicks]

Happy hump day every1.
Nice to be home, warming up, and, beat the snow.

[SillyLoocie]

Don't worry about the snow. I have a couple of sources for snow removal. There is little Timmy......



and Ralphie!

[22hicks]

MM, congrats on you new PINK.

[22hicks]

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