Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Mmmme...]

Is it ever chilly out now....
I brought my indoor plants back inside.
I do not need them to freeze.... or nearly freeze.

I can't believe it is back to work tomorrow....
4 days was not nearly enough!
On the flip side, it was certainly better than no days off!

I repped myself into jail before.....

If I missed you, I will get you next go round...

Good luck with the phone calls tomorrow!!!!!

[Lee03]

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and
hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her
"Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and constantly"snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even.

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
well it looks like autumn is trying to come too early. it was cold for me anyways. was in the spare room today filling in the finishing nail holes & painting the window sill trim. will get the sanding down later this week & then get it painted on the weekend.
thanx to everyone for the CG songs, trivia answers & reps.
hope you all enjoyed your long weekend.

Good Morning!! Back early from camping to move my son to his residence. Had a great weekend and I was so excited to see the snapping turtle!! This guy is very shy and I got to see two of them at one point.

Here is short video of him underwater! I was so glad he did not "snap" my camera.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nature-bug/6115505847/

The season is not over yet! Camping in the fall is wonderful too.

great video, NB. thanx so much for sharing. talk about up close & personal.

speaking of birthdays,
it's electric_viking's birthday.

hope he pops in for a visit today... the guests have started arriving for the party!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EV!
hope you have a great day & all you wishes come true.

[WolfDio]

Hi gang. Well, I guess summer is officially over now huh? The Ex is gone, the kids are back in school, and the evenings are getting damn chilly.

I got caught up in a movie, and didn't catch the #1 song, anybody care to fill me in?

Comfortably Numb

[Mmmme...]

[ecat444]

Yes, I'm back from the final day at the ex! What a drag that it is all over. Bought another nice big floor plant - do that every year on the final day ($5!) I usually buy a couple but I already have 9 on one floor here so I had to stop myself! I like them and I like to bring a little greenery in for the puds! For the last three years a lady who works at the CNE let us store them near the Princes Gates for the day but today her boss came along and said no way we don't have room for that, you can't let them do that anymore! so that's out for next year, damn I hate when people come along and spoil things. There has never been a problem until she came alongDon't know what I'll do next year cause they won't keep them where you buy them for the day anymore either!

Anyways, all in all it was a great few weeks at the ex, seen lots of bands (which is part of the reason I go so much) did some decent shopping, saw some shows and had a good time. A few of the things I saw that I liked I will be getting as Christmas gifts as my daughter said she picked up a few things for me (after she got the money from her dad!)I'm not sure what things but I'm hoping she got one thing I wanted!

Saw part of the Air Show yesterday and today. Tried for free airfare with Westjet but just missed it, the guy after me won!!!!

Anyways, I do need a bit of a break, all I've been doing the last few weeks is coming home about 11, getting ready for the next day, leaving to go down again etc. etc. etc! All I've done at home is spent maybe an hour on the computer before I left and that's it. Feel a little guilty about my puds as Andi would say I think I'm in the doghouse!

[Lee03]

Jenny was so tired trying to do it all, but one evening, she arrived home from work to find
the children fed, bathed, and doing homework, one load of clothes in the washer and another
in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished -- something was up.

It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do
their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day, she told
her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up.
He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really
enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect, too. Ralph was too tired..."

[Mmmme...]

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:



It was considered a unique find, and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society, who also happened to be a Greens senator, pointed to first drawing and said:



"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.



You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.



The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."




Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea.



The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,




"Idiots...Hebrew is read from right to left...

It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick"!

[Lee03]

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:



It was considered a unique find, and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society, who also happened to be a Greens senator, pointed to first drawing and said:



"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.



You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.



The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."




Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea.



The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,




"Idiots...Hebrew is read from right to left...

It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick"!

lol... I just read that one too!!!!

[Mmmme...]

This one is an oldie..
I read it years ago.... and got it again from my mom's friend....

lol... I just read that one too!!!!

[Mmmme...]

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[Lee03]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I had a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back
in the box."

[Mmmme...]

You and I are busy posting.....
Cleaning out your in box?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I had a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back
in the box."

[heartgirl99]

night qt's
too pooped to post tonight
back to work tomorrow :o(