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Tue, Aug 23rd, 2011, 10:29 PM #11896
just a reminder if you missed this earllier:
Dear Club Q Members,
The purpose of this letter is to inform you of some restructuring we’ll be making to our Club Q points collection system. As of October 28th, 2011 we will no longer be offering points connected to our website activities.
We wanted to give you plenty of notice to enable you to make use of the points you’ve collected thus far. There will be many prizes and exciting opportunities for you to bid on right up until the end of October, so we encourage you to redeem your points and enter as many contests as you can !
Thank you for your participation in Club Q. In the upcoming months we’ll let you know about new, easier ways for you to participate in Q107 contests and initiatives. Thanks for listening to Q107!
Regards,
Blair Bartrem
Program Director
Q107
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Tue, Aug 23rd, 2011, 10:36 PM #11897
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Tue, Aug 23rd, 2011, 10:43 PM #11898
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An older lady named Pat was somewhat lonely since her cat died
and decided she needed another pet to keep her company.
So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME..
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
Pat figured, what the heck! She hadn't found
anything else. So she bought the frog. She placed
him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog
whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'!
So, Pat figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy,
young, handsome guy
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED PAT'S KISS.
SUDDENLY PAT FELT HERSELF
TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT PAT TURNED INTO?
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COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO
the first Holiday Inn
SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK
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Tue, Aug 23rd, 2011, 11:01 PM #11899
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Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'brought to you by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta the hils. Enjoy!
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents ed?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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Tue, Aug 23rd, 2011, 11:09 PM #11900
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It's time to say good night...
I am still in jail so no more repping for me for a bit...
Sleep well girls and boys....
I will catch you later.....
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Tue, Aug 23rd, 2011, 11:12 PM #11901
good night qt's!
sleep well
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 12:06 AM #11902
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 12:07 AM #11903
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 12:07 AM #11904
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 12:07 AM #11905
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 01:52 AM #11906
"Expensive parking though."
It cost me 10 bucks to park for the day up until 6 o'clock. this was right infront of the corus building (the land side, of course)
Did they beef up the price after 6, considering that youstayed for dinner?
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 02:01 AM #11907
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Good morning Qbees as it is morning here.
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 02:03 AM #11908
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I never felt the quake here.
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 02:04 AM #11909
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It gets so hot here they cover the shopping areas with sun shades.
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Wed, Aug 24th, 2011, 02:06 AM #11910
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I wonder what this boat was used for? Please note the dried leaf.
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