Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[WolfDio]

Achieve Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV said, the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

[WolfDio]

[WolfDio]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

The little boy replied, 'My Dad dy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

[WolfDio]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

He never knew what hit him.

[WolfDio]

When the examination was over, he said, "now Doc , I can take it.
Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me".
"Well" said the Doctor, "You're just a plain old lazy fart".
"Thank you" said the man. "Now, give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife".

[WolfDio]

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the calm and balmy night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........












F***ing mosquito!!!!!

[WolfDio]

RUSH ~ Signals

[WolfDio]

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You !"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten !"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, a Newfie ,
Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
The Newfie in the back of the court stands up and says,
"I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that #$%^&e, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.

[WolfDio]

There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said: "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked: "What do you want to talk about?"

He said: "Beats the sh*t out of me, nobody ever let me in before."

[WolfDio]

RUSH ~ Mitchell

[The Jester]

What's new at The Ex to eat: Bacon Nation - Sandwiches (Bacon with nutella, BLT, Jack Daniels bacon sandwhich), Deep fried bacon covered hotdogs, Salads, Bacone, Bacon Parfait, Bacon Sundae, Bacon Popcorn and Meat candy (Chocolate covered bacon or candied bacon).

[WolfDio]

What's new at The Ex to eat: Bacon Nation - Sandwiches (Bacon with nutella, BLT, Jack Daniels bacon sandwhich), Deep fried bacon covered hotdogs, Salads, Bacone, Bacon Parfait, Bacon Sundae, Bacon Popcorn and Meat candy (Chocolate covered bacon or candied bacon).

Sounds Good to me... but not the $10 per Sample that they will Surely Charge!!!!

*...and don't call me Shirley!*

[WolfDio]

RUSH ~ Farewell

[WolfDio]

Lakeside Park!!!!

*sigh*

[Andit]

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

I've been living in the land of no technology. Luckily, I still had power (or unluckily, since it meant I could vaccuum ). I've been having problems with static on my phone line, so the expert came to fix it. Only, I ended up having a fun afternoon instead - seems some lines got crossed & I had lovely conversations with strangers who were trying to get hold of a birthday girl (turns out to be my upstairs neighbour). Very strange. Of course, that alone would be too boring, so internet & cable also had to get wonky. Good thing I had the brats to entertain me.

Better go see all I missed in SC land.

Night all.