Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

Did You Know?

Walt Disney has won 22 Academy Awards, which is the most wins by an individual.

[the H team]

PM in Town

Prime Minister Trudeau is in the Greater Toronto Area today. He'll meet with the mayors of Brampton and Mississauga. In the afternoon he'll take part in a round-table discussion on the automotive industry in Toronto.

[the H team]

Raptors Win

The Toronto Raptors have little time to rest after a 112-106 win over the visiting Trail Blazers Sunday night. Toronto is back in action Monday, taking on the Knicks in New York.​

[the H team]

Today Is...

Polar Bear Day celebrates one of nature’s most impressive hunters, and one of the world's largest carnivores. When fully grown, polar bears can span an enormous 9 feet (2.7m) in height.

[22hicks]

Good morning every1. Looks like it'll be a nice day. Have a good one.

[GMAN]

Good Morning All. Today is also KAHLUA DAY! Cheers!

[kenrod]

Rush song: Freewill

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

We spent the weekend up in North Bay for my nephew's wedding. We drove up in rain, freezing rain, ice pellets then snow, which turned into freezing rain and thunderstorms.

As ugly as the weather was, everything else was good.

Well folks, have a marvelous Monday!

[rock lobster]

Warren Beatty's 'Steve Harvey' just goes to prove
actors and actresses are just pretty faces reading
the scripts they're handed.

[The Jester]

Still think you are having a bad day ?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman

[The Jester]

Greetings to the crew from sunny Okinawa!!!
I'm here with some people for 2 weeks of karate activities, and other stuff as well...
so.good Monday afternoon to al...

Lucky you, water witch blue.

Have fun in the sun in the land of the Home Chopping Club!

[Spartacus]

Good afternoon my Q friends. Can't wait for tomorrow, check day. The end of the month is the hardest to get through. Have a Happy Monday if possible.

[The Jester]

Good afternoon my Q friends. Can't wait for tomorrow, check day. The end of the month is the hardest to get through. Have a Happy Monday if possible.

"Too much month left over at the end of the money"

Good thing its the shortest month and its not a leap year.

[The Jester]

Think you are having a bad day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post-mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. But keep reading....


Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside.. She also quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Still having a bad day ?



Just remember, it could be worse.

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

STILL think you're having a bad day ?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.


What ?! STILL having a bad day ??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feelingbetter?

[the H team]

Rush song-New World Man