"Dear God..." from kids

[Dee09]

http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/247.html

Need a smile?
Many of you have probably read these before, but they're fun to read again if you haven't in awhile


Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have?
-Amy
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church on Sunday,
I'll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it.
-Nan
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
-Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven
if he uses his bowling words in the house?
-Anita
Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Jan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
-Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say,
but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am)
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
-Bruce
Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha! Ha!
-Danny
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big
but not with so much hair all over.
-Tom
Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
-Elliott
Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
-Rob
Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
He's just kidding, isn't he?
-Marsha
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in Sunday school they said You did it.
So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah -
"You made an ark on dry land you fool."
But he was smart, he stuck with You.
That's what I would do.
-Eddie
Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD.
Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that
because You are GOD already.
-Charles
Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until
I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
That was cool.
-Eugene

[ninna]

So cute! Thanks for the post. made me smile.

[Mia001]

thank's for sharing...funny

[Lynn49]

Omg, that last one....so true...there are no mistakes in nature...
Thanks for sharing...

[vibrantflame]

So cute This one "Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. " would totally be my oldest son lol he's only realizing the value of a baby brother now that he's old enough to play with

[Natalka]

I've always loved reading these, and when I was teaching primary, I would also have my students do them! Just precious!

My fave out of that list

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until
I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
That was cool.
-Eugene