Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Wallie]

8:20 winning word is - pool

[the H team]

8:20 ww-pool

[rock lobster]

And we're off, another new day begins.

[WolfDio]

Cousin It

[runt158]

Morning all heres a little joke that will be fitting for tomorrows call in for the tickets. Well sort of fitting due to the shark part of it anyway as we all circle Q waiting for the time to call.
Why Sharks Circle You

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the poop inside!" (censored for the kids in case they read it)

[ecat444]

Good Morning all! Tried to give you the 8 20 but was on the wrong site ! hope you all have a good humpday!

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Cousin It

Cousin I.T.

[RobynHeyder]

Good Morning! Not such a nice day out there today, but it is a short week hump day! .

Thanks for the winning words and trivia, all repped out again for now.

Have a nice day!

ONE WEEK TIL ROGER WATERS!!

[virrys]

Morning Qers!!!!!!!

Thanks for the winning words, etc.... 2 more sleeps for KISS and 3 more sleeps for Cuba!!!!!

Joke for the Day:!


HOW TO START A FIGHT

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started...

[virrys]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'



'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...

[virrys]

Oh man... these are good... have to share!

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.


"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...

[virrys]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.


I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

[virrys]

lol....

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"


I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone! Dog & I got rained on this morning when we went out to watch the sunrise. She's still asleep in her bed, but the cat insisted I get up & keep him company.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

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Good Morning fellow qsters: Happy Hump Day! Is anybody going this weekend to the Tim Hortons Southside Shuffle? I am going on Saturday to see Dr Hook. It should be a fun blast from the past
Once again thanks for all the wwords and PF words. Hope everyone stays warm today. I feel the Autumn creeping in on us