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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 06:42 PM #42856
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time to get a life ...
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 06:43 PM #42857
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 06:43 PM #42858
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It could happen.
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 06:44 PM #42859
Thanks everyone for the ww and the reps. I only found out what the heck a rep was yesterday! Still new at this, hopefully I'll learn how to rep back and post some good links for you guys!
As to the whip, there was a sadist and a masochist making love, the masochist said "Beat me, beat me!" And the sadist said "NO!"
Enjoy your evening everyone!
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 06:56 PM #42860
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1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it.
I WILL EAT IT AFTER THE CAT HAS FINISHED. POOR KITTY.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
THERE ARE MORE REASONS THAN JUST THE SMELL TO ROLL IN IT.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE KEEPS PUTTING THE SAUSAGES IN IT.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
MORE LIKE A HUGE BEACH TOWEL.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
THEN WHY HASN'T HE BROUGHT IT BACK YET?
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
BUT HE IS FAIR GAME WHEN HE STANDS UP.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
IS IT OKAY IF SOMEONE SAYS KISS MY A$$?
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
NOT MY FAULTSOMETHING CHEWED THE LEGS AND MADE IT SHORTER
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
THEN I GET TO USE THE HUGE BEACH TOWEL? PRETTY PLEASE.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
WILL WAIT TILL YOU ARE NOT LOOKING
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
WILL SIT OFF TO THE SIDE FROM NOW ON
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
BUT IF HE NO LONGER MAKES A NOISE IS IT OKAY?
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P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?[/QUOTE]
SORRY BUT THEY ALREADY WENT INTO THE SOUP, THAT WASN'T CHICKEN BALLS YOU WERE CHEWING ON.Have A Nice Day...Stewy
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 07:00 PM #42861
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Not bad Stewy. lol
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 07:02 PM #42862
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 07:13 PM #42863
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There are a number of these body beautiful types in the fire service, and generally they are useless at fires. They can be found hanging around the truck with their gear partly on, chatting with the locals or the ambulance folk.
One guy can't even go through a door without turning sideways, he can't put his arms down at his side. He picked up the nickname 'Spaghetti A$$' when he blew his intestines out doing squats.
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 07:17 PM #42864
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 07:18 PM #42865
Thanks all for the ww's and reps
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 07:30 PM #42866
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 08:13 PM #42867
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Thanks for the WW & codes...heavy rains now with temps dropping tomorrow. Might get some snow soon!
Had a gas leak in the city today,from 800 AM to 430PM. Sounded like a low flying jet. No smell where I am but some places did. Schools confused to be open or closed. No injuries but went through more gas than used in the city in over 2 years. Guess the rates are going up!
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 08:23 PM #42868
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Hello fellow Canucks. Just wanted to say thanks a bunch for todays words. Hope you all have a great evening!
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 08:24 PM #42869
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Good evening Qbee's thanks for the winning words today Has anyone heard about the tickets for Rock of Ages ?
Have a great night !"Life is short break the rules and never regret anything that made you smile"
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Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010, 08:34 PM #42870
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