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[ecat444]

Hi Again Qsters:

Here's our 4:15: behave

[KarlB]

Styme! For the 4:15(ish) Winning Word!!

Here it is:

BEHAVE

KarlB

Staying warm, I hope!


And Merry Christmas!

[NOTLER]

Have a good weekend everyone

4:15 winning word is...

behave

[Andit]

4:15pm - behave

[kenrod]

4:15pm Winning Word: BEHAVE

[McSkier]

and a very late BEHAVE to you fellow qsters

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repping where i can thanks folks 4 the etc ,etc,etc

[Andit]

Mini Recap

Trivia
hoaxes - C
nicknames - C
Sports Trivia - B
This Day in Canadian History - C

Meow Mix Trivia - Meow Mix

Sleuth - Kick

8:20 am - spam
11:15am - PRESSURE
4:15pm - behave

Also, don't forget to do the Points for Picks & click on the Bonus Sites.

I'm off to another play tonight, so will post the full recap when I get back. Hope everyone is enjoying their day & staying warm.

[michelem]

Hope everyone is having a great night,! thanks for the winning words today

[FlyGuy123]

Good evening friends. Just back from a hectic but productive day getting ready for Christmas. I actually got all my stops in and even have everything wrapped, thanks to the ladies at the charity wrapping table in the mall. Whew!

A colleague of mine likes to tell this story every Christmas. He swears that it's true and no matter how many times I hear it, I end up rolling on the floor. Hope you enjoy it!

Lovable Louise

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although his kids' stockings were overflowing, the pantyhose hung sadly empty.

One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an adult book store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there for an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?"

Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.

Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for "Lovable Louise." She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a "doll" took a huge leap of imagination.

On Christmas Eve, with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life. My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in the house during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.

The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the family Christmas dinner.

My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. "What the hell is that?" she asked.

My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll."

"Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped.

I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. "Where are her clothes?" Granny continued.

"Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran," said my brother, trying to
steer her into the dining room.

But Granny was relentless. "Why doesn't she have any teeth?"

Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny Hang on!"

My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, "Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?"

I told him she was my brother's friend. A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.

The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants and Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.

It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember. Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to determine the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.

Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. I think Grandpa still calls her whenever he can get out of the house.

[waynethegolfer]

Just incase anyone missed the 4:15 with twenty people and a Andit update. You have been parting too much.

[tad01]

HAHAH! That's great FG!

[ecat444]

9:15 butdial

[FlyGuy123]

Actually, it's butt dial but close enough!

[rockit]

I was laughing too hard at Lovable Louise I missed the 9:15
thnx for the back-up