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[electric_viking]

Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I
thee her eyeth?"
Sam picks up the midget, and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat?" Totally mad at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should wephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

[electric_viking]

[myopic_mouse]

HEFNER

[ecat444]

4:15ish W.W.

hefner

[NOTLER]

4:15 winning word...

hefner

[KarlB]

Our 4:15 Winning Word is UPON us!!!

Here it is:

HEFNER

KarlB

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415 ww=hefner

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c i told u 83 goes into 20

[myopic_mouse]

ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Now here is an Exercise Routine.........
If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program

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That's enough for the first day. Great job.

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thanks Qsters for all the uk's, codes, jokes and so on . i think i like this site did my repping. now time 2 get supper going before the old man gets home.
bye for now

[myopic_mouse]

Have a wonderful evening

[BillyJack]

THURSDAY, January 14/09

UK Road Trip Winning Word (Thu 5 - 7pm) = GRAMMY

[ecat444]

Here's another joke, since there seem to be a few going around today!
Bragging About Kids

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited
at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started
working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president
of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend
a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my
pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went
to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a
partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its
assets He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his
own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He
also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best
friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the
congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel
for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living
dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'


The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and
I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was
two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot
mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from
his three boyfriends.'

[FlyGuy123]

So it has been decided... Ontario Colleges are going on strike. I have been taking night courses for a while to complete a 3 year diploma in accounting. I only need one more course and now the teachers are going on strike, just my luck . Although I am upset, I feel even worse for people like my younger brother who have full course loads and are going to get screwed by the strike.

Anyone else affected by this??

I feel for you Robyn. Our oldest son is also in college at Fanshawe. He sent me an email today and he's pretty upset. He's one of those students with a full course load, not to mention paying rent.

[Gold Lion]

I feel for you Robyn. Our oldest son is also in college at Fanshawe. He sent me an email today and he's pretty upset. He's one of those students with a full course load, not to mention paying rent.

And were you aware that most College Teachers earn more than a University Professor?
http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/81-595-...009076-eng.pdf