When a woman lies.....

[DaveP]

Hmph. I do believe he looked like that for a movie he was doing....
Daaaave.... if you look like Johnny Depp....I'm like....{{{{looking up flights}}}}....fine with that.....

Oh, I do. You just have to drink the right number of beer. Vision impairment helps too.

[Darth Penguin]

knowing my luck I'd end up with Hugh Heffner, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson

[DaveP]

knowing my luck I'd end up with Hugh Heffner, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson

Wait, you're not suggesting Tom Cruise isn't the coolest dude ever, are you?



But yeah, Gibson apparently doesn't like jewish cops for some reason and Heffner prefers his 19 year olds to bounce around the mansion naked. Seems a bit unhygienic to me.

[DaveP]

double flippin post again!

[MortgageQueen]

Ya they're all great to look at. . . .but what do you do when they decide to speak. . kinda ruins it.
Tom Cruise, Dave?? Blech!
Hugh Hefner makes me absolutely ill. If he lived in a small town, he'd probably be tarred and feathered.

[Judstir]

Thanks for posting I thought it was very funny....enjoyed the comments after as well.

[walkonby]

funny post Lynn!

[Lynn49]

knowing my luck I'd end up with Hugh Heffner, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson

The worst!~~~esp Mel and Hugh...at least Tom is a looker...but I don't think he's the brightest crayon in the box, either....

[Lynn49]

Ya they're all great to look at. . . .but what do you do when they decide to speak. . kinda ruins it.
Tom Cruise, Dave?? Blech!
Hugh Hefner makes me absolutely ill. If he lived in a small town, he'd probably be tarred and feathered.

So true! Hugh is THE poster guy for "dirty old man"!!...who on earth would be with him except for his money??!!!
And that wouldn't even do it for me.......!

Dave, I don't think Tom had far to go, to "lose his mind"....as for bouncing around nekked...ewwwww!!!!! He turns my stomach.....bleh....

[DaveP]

The worst!~~~esp Mel and Hugh...at least Tom is a looker...but I don't think he's the brightest crayon in the box, either....

Definitely not the brightest crayon. He believes the galactic lord Xenu brought billions of people here (to Earth) 75 million years ago in DC-8s



and exploded them with H-bombs near volcanos. All those souls survived and gather around us to cause all the problems in our life.

No, I'm not kiidding.

Yay, Scientology!

[Natalka]

LOL, Lynn - but the first thing I thought of is that some of the young'uns on here had to google 'thimble'!

But it's Johnny for me -

[DaveP]

LOL, Lynn - but the first thing I thought of is that some of the young'uns on here had to google 'thimble'!

But it's Johnny for me -

Um, you know I'm married, right?

[Natalka]

Touché, Dave...

[SharonMe]

Love it!!
I'd have prefered the gold and rubies thimble to be honest. hehe

[DaveP]

Touché, Dave...

Okay, I think those are the cutest emoticons I've ever seen!