A few LOLS for you.....

[SillyLoocie]

I wish you all productive days that are spectacular & shining,
& may all the clouds you encounter have a silver lining,
Don’t get impatient or flustered over incidental things,
Why fret over such events or the frustration it brings?
If you’re having a day that seems to being moving nice & slow,
Enjoy the sunshine & take a moment to just say whoa!
It’s an ideal day for all of us to play a game of hooky,
Anyone can participate, even a rookie!
Remember birds do have to fly & dogs do have to bark,
& remember that with patience that you too can parallel park.

[dededi]

[dededi]

[padyofurniture]

[MortgageQueen]

OFFICER says, " You are staggering."

I say, " You're quite handsome yourself!"

We just laughed and laughed.


​I need Bail Money. . .

[MortgageQueen]

> The Pope and Kathleen Wynn are on the same stage in Air
> Canada Centre in front of
>
> a huge crowd.
>
> The Pope leans towards Wynn and said, "Do you know that
> with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in
> this crowd go
> wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but
> will go deep
> into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and
> rejoice!"
>
> Wynn replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave
> of your hand?....
>
> Show me!"
>
> So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage and
> the crowd
>
> cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!
>
>
> Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
>

[secheltsaver]

This one is best told to a "guitar widow" ie. the wife of a musician,or a guy who is in a band.
A woman appears in court,charged with murder for bludgeoning her husband to death with his expensive guitar collection.
After all the evidence is presented,the judge looks at the woman and says "First offender?"
To which she responds "No,first a Gibson,then the damned Fender!"

[Lynn49]

> The Pope and Kathleen Wynn are on the same stage in Air
> Canada Centre in front of
>
> a huge crowd.
>
> The Pope leans towards Wynn and said, "Do you know that
> with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in
> this crowd go
> wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but
> will go deep
> into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and
> rejoice!"
>
> Wynn replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave
> of your hand?....
>
> Show me!"
>
> So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage and
> the crowd
>
> cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!
>
>
> Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
>

Lolol! Read your jokes out loud to my hubby just now...too funny! Although personally, I'd have replaced Wynn with Harper...

[danger_dan]

Chris Farley voicing Shrek:

[padyofurniture]

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[Crochetlady]

[Crochetlady]

[padyofurniture]

^ The font on those photos is such that I thought it said YAM. I wondered why you'd be glad for a bag of yams and yam shops