A few LOLS for you.....

[22hicks]

[padyofurniture]

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[dededi]

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[Natalka]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Justin Trudeau fans.


Not really knowing what a Trudeau fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Trudeau fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Trudeau?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Trudeau fan."

[walkonby]

well hopefully I am NOT the only one that lol in Bulk Barn over this. I was strolling through the aisles and in the bins of flour aisle I see one that is labelled GLUTEN FLOUR. So I lean in closer to read the little paper info sheet and sure enough it describes this flour as being quite high in protein ....bla, bla bla. I had never seen this in all my times last year when i was buying gluten free flour.

So I get home and tell the guys all about it and my DS says " well, that is what happens when you take the gluten out of everything!, it has to go somewhere! "
I was still chuckling over it tonight.

[secheltsaver]

well hopefully I am NOT the only one that lol in Bulk Barn over this. I was strolling through the aisles and in the bins of flour aisle I see one that is labelled GLUTEN FLOUR. So I lean in closer to read the little paper info sheet and sure enough it describes this flour as being quite high in protein ....bla, bla bla. I had never seen this in all my times last year when i was buying gluten free flour.

So I get home and tell the guys all about it and my DS says " well, that is what happens when you take the gluten out of everything!, it has to go somewhere! "
I was still chuckling over it tonight.

It's probably intended for making Seitan,which is a wheat gluten based meat substitute used in vegetarian cooking.http://www.vrg.org/recipes/vjseitan.htm

[MortgageQueen]

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor
of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only
three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.


The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and
released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the
fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!


"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two
Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and
opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai
sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor
neatly quartered.
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are


you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"


The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a
tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and
*Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust
of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing
around! In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind
of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."


"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is
easy ~ but circumcised ? "

[Hondamanic]

[Natalka]

A funny recipe? You bet your poopchik!

Vyshnya (Cherry) Kompot & Vodka Mix

You acting just little bit too anxious for vodka part, if Baba may permit herself to be less diplomat than usual.

Sour cherry is one those foods you can feel good about while you stuffing face. If you mix Baba's Kompot with vodka or tequila (I invent Nouveau Ukrainski Fusionski), will keep you and friends healthy all through holiday season. Is full of them anti-inflammatory anti-accidental phytochemical biotanicalflavor-asteroid anti-cancer vitamin mineral they don't even have name for yet.

And so Whole Food can charge even more, sour cherry have melatonin to keep you knocked out after vodka quit!

Pretty easy recipe:

Do what you usually do in liquor store. Make sure give money to kobzar or kobzara playing music by door.

Get sour cherry. If you canned last Fall (as if), locate. If not, frozen food section often have. They also come in jar.

Throw one cup white sugar and two to two and half pound sour cherry in gallon of water. Use pot. How much is gallon? About eight those plastic bottle of water corporation siphon from your tap, then sell back to you. Nestle is current at work in Baba's BC neighbourhood.

Give one quick stir to get party started. Do not suddenly have midlife crisis and keep stirring. Or cherry will have bad breakup.
Heat to boil, then quick turn down to simmer.

Remove from heat. Taste tiny bit. Plastic spoon best choice if you want skin left on tongue. If too sour, add more sugar.

Let sit till cool enough to pour little bit in your vodka.

If you bought sour cherry in jar: melt sugar in hot water, let cool, add cherry. Or they also will make breakup.

Ukrainian is stylish people. Our garnish go in drink, not on top. If you is serving someone else, use spoon to drop several cherry in drink.

Children version: no vodka.

Baba Warning: If same banyak (a big empty pot, but means stupid) come to your party as last year, warn them that fresh cherry have pit. Ukrainian proverb say, "Do not start New Year on Judge Judy!"

Nazdarovhya! To your health!

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