A few LOLS for you.....

[luvthefree]

Oh, 22Hicks....that could NOT be more true!!!
One good thing, though, and I'm pretty sure my Hubby is jealous of this: is that I can watch a movie over again and not know "who done it" or how it ends!! Priceless.

i am the same but with books.

[bluerose]

[electric_viking]

$7.00 SEX

An
​Ontario couple, both well into their 80's, go to a Sex Therapist's office.


The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such
an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married;
and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all....
OHIP pays $43 of it.

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

earworm!

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

Yep, both of ours!

[Natalka]

[MortgageQueen]

UP is a very strange word! There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.' It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so........it is time to shut UP! And now it's UP to you what to do with this knowledge!

[heartgirl99]

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