A few LOLS for you.....

[Redneck Charger]

[Redneck Charger]

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[Lynn49]

[Lynn49]

[Lynn49]

[heartgirl99]

[MortgageQueen]

Three friends from the local congregation were asked,

"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you,
what would you like them to say ?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."


Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving !'"

[MortgageQueen]

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do !"

[MortgageQueen]

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom.
The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.

Even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[Redneck Charger]

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