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    Post something you never want to hear someone say
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    your surgeon =====> "Oops!"

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    your accountant =====> "Remember when I said that Revenue Canada *never* checks this deduction........"

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    from your partner - you need to go see your doctor
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    your proctologist -> I ran out of lube this morning...
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    DANGER

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    from your boss- Your FIRED!!
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    at a single lane drive through at tim horton's and you hear the guy ahead of you order:

    "yea, i'd like 20 medium coffees:
    2 no milk 1 sugar
    1 1 milk 2 sugars
    2 black
    3 regular
    2 2 milk no sugar
    3 double double
    1 1 milk 3 sugars
    3 2 milk 1 sugar
    1 half hot choc half coffee
    2 2 milk 3 sugar
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    what kinds of sandwiches to you have?"
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    doctor looking at your x-ray: "how'd you manage to get that in there?"
    DANGER

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    4 yr olds singing hate-filled songs...http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/3...-it-to-heaven/


    Short answer : no Long answer : NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    anyone singing "You Raise Me Up" (love the song but so overused that I'm sad to ban that song in my house)

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    sig other =====> omg! wake up!!! the alarm didn't go off!

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    surgeon: "you haven't seen my scalpel around have you?"
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    what did i do last night?
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    "...your call is in sequence and a technical representative be with you shortly. We appreciate your patience, please stay on the line..."
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    DANGER

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    is it in yet?
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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