things you *never* want to hear

[heartgirl99]

Post something you never want to hear someone say

[heartgirl99]

your surgeon =====> "Oops!"

[heartgirl99]

your accountant =====> "Remember when I said that Revenue Canada *never* checks this deduction........"

[electric_viking]

from your partner - you need to go see your doctor

[danger_dan]

your proctologist -> I ran out of lube this morning...

[Hondamanic]

from your boss- Your FIRED!!

[heartgirl99]

at a single lane drive through at tim horton's and you hear the guy ahead of you order:

"yea, i'd like 20 medium coffees:
2 no milk 1 sugar
1 1 milk 2 sugars
2 black
3 regular
2 2 milk no sugar
3 double double
1 1 milk 3 sugars
3 2 milk 1 sugar
1 half hot choc half coffee
2 2 milk 3 sugar
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what kinds of sandwiches to you have?"

[danger_dan]

doctor looking at your x-ray: "how'd you manage to get that in there?"

[Darth Penguin]

4 yr olds singing hate-filled songs...http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/3...-it-to-heaven/

[Dream24]

anyone singing "You Raise Me Up" (love the song but so overused that I'm sad to ban that song in my house)

[heartgirl99]

sig other =====> omg! wake up!!! the alarm didn't go off!

[danger_dan]

surgeon: "you haven't seen my scalpel around have you?"

[bmpsmommy]

what did i do last night?

[danger_dan]

"...your call is in sequence and a technical representative be with you shortly. We appreciate your patience, please stay on the line..."

[electric_viking]

is it in yet?