Do Not Feed the Trolls!!

[Lucky777s]

Surely I cannot be the only one that does not know what a troll is. Could someone please enlighten me. The only reason I care is because, from what I've read, I don't want to be one !

[SavenRaven]

Surely I cannot be the only one that does not know what a troll is. Could someone please enlighten me. The only reason I care is because, from what I've read, I don't want to be one !

From Urban Dictionary:

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup ormessage board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

I had to look it up a while back

[SavenRaven]

Surely I cannot be the only one that does not know what a troll is. Could someone please enlighten me. The only reason I care is because, from what I've read, I don't want to be one !

From Urban Dictionary:

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup ormessage board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

I had to look it up a while back

[Darth Penguin]

so good , I had to like your post twice...SavenRaven..

[Darth Penguin]

Be not afraid of trolls; some are born trolls, some achieve trollishness, and others have trollishness thrust upon them.

Darth Shakespenguin

[electric_viking]

LOL, well said Darth!

[Tweetybird999]

The troll waits, snickering, under the house.
He picks his nose and eats a mouse.
He sratches his butt and sniffs his fingers
(never shake hands with a troll. It lingers)
What dastardly deeds does he plot?
We remermber his methods, but forgot
that he could pretend to be someone who
is bright and writes like a goldurned noob.
So be careful when you leaver your house
don't forget to throw the troll a mouse;
and wipe your feet because now and then
you'll find troll droppings are geting 'tracked' in...

[Tweetybird999]

Trolls are a pesky obnoxious sort.
They grunt and growl and drool and
snort.
They constantely look for a place to play,
while sitting their
sights on their very next prey.

Trolls will sing and dance and
prance,
when causing a forum avalanche.
They yell and squak and talk
bass-ackwards,
hoping to score your favorite passwords.

Trolls don't
care about your feelings.
They want your heart and head a' realing.
They
will say most anything,
A quick wit howl, does joy it bring.

Most
trolls are usually just a jerk.
Around the forums they watch and
lurk.
They come to know every member,
and pick out the ones to closely
remember.

The troll will invest every attentive ounce,
to plan the
perfect time to pounce.
They will reek havoc when they attack.
While
hoping someone will try to swing back.

So protect your account, secure
and lock it,
or a troll will have it in his pocket.
I'm sure you know,
it's needless to say,
A troll will be here everyday.

- Uncle Spluge

[electric_viking]

lol, nice tweety. where'd you find those treats?

[Tweetybird999]

Just looking on the internet. Trolls are the scourge of many forums.

[Tweetybird999]

Just like The Borg of “Star Trek” fame,
They sweep across all cyber space.
These trolls and spammers:
Pandemic viral plagues,
Trying to sell their
Knock-off goods.

They tease the forum-dwellers
With their subterfuge
And guile.

False avatars surround us.
Like Borg their casualties
Are instantly replaced.
Clone follows clone.

These trolls pretend to help us
With our “faults”
But lead us down the garden path
To Hell!

They reconfigure their defences
No matter what we do.
Even pretend to be us.
Whoever they are –
We haven’t got a clue.

Spammers and Trolls we hate them.
Such a waste of space!
Literally!
Yes.
Complete Disgrace.

Paul Butters

[Tweetybird999]

I could not imagine having a life
Where all I would do is troll
Spewing my hate on opposing sites
Making an ass, and showing my soul

Trying to debunk what others say
With hateful words, in a childish way
Only makes one so immature
Proving ignorant writings, are distasteful for sure

But going through life without any class
We call them trolls, with the face of an ass
For they serve no purpose in political gains
Only to spew hate and discredit their claims

griff griffin

[Tweetybird999]

[FallenPixels]

Enough of the spamming too

[Tweetybird999]

Wow. Can't even poke fun at this internet wide issue without being called a spammer. Nice.