Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[WolfDio]

For those who do not know what a bucket seat is...



Now you know!!

[Babygirl1]

[Babygirl1]

[CocoBurp]

Hi All, took me a while to catch up and it wouldn't let me rep anyone!
What is up with that?
Would love to go see Honeymoon Suite tonight but I've been out every night this week (and will be again tomorrow!)
Staying home tonight to throw all the clutter in the closet (cause I've left it too late to actually put the crap where it belongs LOL!) as it's Carrot Fest this weekend in Bradford and I'm hoping some of my pals to drop and check it out.
Backyard is in full bloom and patio furniture neatly arranged so all ready to go! Just need to pick up beer and put my bucket of wine in the fridge (I like it in Quantitiy!)

[Babygirl1]

Question
If you continue to focus on the cross in the center of the image you will notice that .. the circle of violet circles will soon DISSAPPEAR completely .. and you will see only the green spot (which is actually violet).

[CocoBurp]

Heading over to check out Tasty Thursday at Nathan Phillips Square. Have had some great lunches there the past few Thursdays...

[Babygirl1]

Question
Heart of Darkness,
Coat of Grain,
Was once alive,
Now feels no pain,
Never walks, but
Leaves a Trail.
Circle head and pointed tail.
Grows shorter as the day goes on-
Its waistline is a hexagon.

What am I?

[WolfDio]

Question
Heart of Darkness,
Coat of Grain,
Was once alive,
Now feels no pain,
Never walks, but
Leaves a Trail.
Circle head and pointed tail.
Grows shorter as the day goes on-
Its waistline is a hexagon.

What am I?

A Pencil.

[attitash]

We're going to be there Aug 30th... wonder if there will be a Wolf Howl that night.

Are only done on Thursdays & are not announced until that day if it is on or not.

[WolfDio]

A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college. Half-way through the semester, he has
foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

“Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a
program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol’ Blue how to talk!”

“That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How do I get Ol’ Blue in that program?”

“Just send him down here with $1,000” the young cowboy says. “I’ll get him in the course.”

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls
home.

“So how’s Ol’ Blue doing son?” his father asks.

“Awesome, Dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this - they’ve
had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”

“Read!?” says his father, “No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?”

“Just send $2,500, I’ll get him in the class.”

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father
will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.

So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. “Where’s Ol’ Blue? I
just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”

“Dad,” the boy says, “I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive
home, Ol’ Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he
usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, “So, is your daddy still messing around with that little
redhead who lives down the street?”

The father exclaimed, “I hope you shot that SOB before he talks to your Mother!”

“I sure did, Dad!”

“That’s my boy!”

The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. as a Congressman.

[The Jester]

Bobbitt Family Update

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago .
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena .
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage . The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable Condition, and Louella has been charged with . . . ?
?

?


A Misdawiener!

[WolfDio]

An 80-year-old MN farmer goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

'I'm a Minnesota farmer, and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight milking cows and farming and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the old farmer. 'In fact he works with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had a little beer, and that's why he's still alive. He's a Minnesota farmer and he's a hunter and fisherman too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still alive?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the man.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'

'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would an 118 year-old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?'

[attitash]

Off to my golf league

[elmo57]

Hello all!

Going to be a busy but GRAND evening!

Take care all!

[Mmmme...]

Good afternoon everyone.

Spent much of today at the Dr and related stuff...
Now I want to crawl under my covers....
I took the convertible and the air was cool unless I was parked or stopped at a light...
Thank you for the trivia and the reps notes. I have been repping where I can,
and have been told a few too many times to spread it around...
I haven't entered the trivia and such just yet...
I will see you soon.... and enjoy what ever is left. I heard rain is on the way!