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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 04:11 PM #11461
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 04:32 PM #11462
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 04:59 PM #11464
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Not sure if I will make it to Honeymoon Suite tonight, friend looks like he will be tied up!
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 05:01 PM #11465
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Hope these don't cross the line!
> > Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Miami reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
> > The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece..
> > The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.
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> > A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community.
> > A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
> > After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
> > He replies, 'I lived here several years ago.'
> > 'So, where were you all these years?'
> > 'In prison,' he says.
> > 'Why did they put you in prison?'
> > He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
> > 'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?'
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> > Two elderly people lived in a Del Webb community, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
> > One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.
> > The two were at the same table, across from one another.
> > As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'
> > After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!'
> > The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.
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> > Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?'
> > He couldn't remember.
> > Try as he might, he just could not recall.
> > Not even a faint memory.
> > With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
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> > First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to.
> > Then he reviewed the lovely evening past..
> > As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?'
> > He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.'
> > Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.'
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> > A man was telling his neighbor in Miami, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it is state of the art. It's perfect.'
> > 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
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> > 'Twelve thirty.'
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> > Ice Cream Parlor
> > A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in St Petersburg , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
> > After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
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> > The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
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> > 'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids '
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 05:15 PM #11466
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 06:37 PM #11467
Psychedelic Sunday Cruise !
I won! I won !
I'm going ! First I'll try to persuade one of the kids to go with me, then ask one of my geezer friends...
I'll have to skip karate class, jodo class, and iaido, but, hee hee hee ...
This sounds like a great outing !
I've been stuck in a rut for a while...
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 06:49 PM #11468
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Here's a treat for all you golf lovers; snooker players; soccer afficionados and the odd fan of William Tell:
http://www.youtube.com/user/sportsrisq?blend=2&ob=5
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 06:50 PM #11469
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 06:58 PM #11470
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 07:33 PM #11471
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5 August 2011 Last updated at 10:30 ET
Bean, beaned!
Rowan Atkinson crashes McLaren F1 supercar into tree
The McLaren F1 supercar caught fire after crashing
Actor Rowan Atkinson was hurt when he crashed his McLaren F1 supercar into a tree in Cambridgeshire.
The Blackadder and Mr Bean star suffered a shoulder injury in the accident, near Peterborough.
He is said to have walked from the car, which caught fire, after the crash on the A605 at Haddon on Thursday evening and waited for an ambulance.
Atkinson, 56, was admitted to Peterborough City Hospital and discharged on Friday afternoon.
He should have stuck with the mini!
Last edited by rock lobster; Thu, Aug 18th, 2011 at 07:34 PM.
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 07:46 PM #11472
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 07:54 PM #11473
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I hope everyone has fun at Honeymoon Suite tonight. Hopefully I will get out to one of the QThursdays at Sound Academy, but Friday morning come awfully early.
"If you want it, you can get it, but to get it, you gotta want it. Anything you want to try, just let go, fly HIGH,...and make a wish." Harry Chapin
http://marilucarbo.blogspot.com/
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 08:03 PM #11474
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off to the cottage early in the morning...see ya in a week and a half...
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Thu, Aug 18th, 2011, 08:08 PM #11475
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