Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[jonesy]

Socially Unacceptable Humor


I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend... yet.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, now I have to go to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that "Mexicans" is not the correct answer either.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Face book. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 dumb ass Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-, you sick .

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

Thanks for the chuckle!

[Mmmme...]

Happy Friday.

I wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving...
Enjoy your pumpkin pie too.

I am not feeling well today and am heading back to see my Dr.
Not sure if it is the meds or not.

Enjoy the beautiful weekend!

[CocoBurp]

cash track - da doo doo doo de da da da

[Lee03]

cash track: do, do, do

[ecat444]

Looks like I have to go to Muskoka tonight instead of tomorrow as I originally thought. Pretty rushed right now, but wanted to wish you all a great Thanksgiving weekend and thanks for being my friends!!
Won't be on this weekend so have a good one everyone and don't eat tooooo much!

[psells]

boy did that ever suck, poor susan.

Why invite guests over if all you are going to serve up is a can of whupass?

[attitash]

Lovely day on the golf course. Actually was hot. Had to cool off at the 19th hole!

[attitash]

Happy Friday.

I wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving...
Enjoy your pumpkin pie too.

I am not feeling well today and am heading back to see my Dr.
Not sure if it is the meds or not.

Enjoy the beautiful weekend!

Hope you are feeling better soon

[SillyLoocie]

At Q107 our mission is to augment our many points,
Sometimes we all type so much it gives us aching joints,
So of course I thought what would I do, is share some pointy thoughts,
They go in so many directions, that you need to connect the dots,
We all know that it is not polite to point our momma told us so!
& we all know that scoring a match point is often the way to go,
You can think what is the point, when you feel frustration,
Then you can simply make your point to clarify the translation,
You can state point blank & cut to the chase,
It is your point of view from your own knowledge base,
There are folks, who’ve reached the point of no return,
& if you press a point they will never learn,
Sometimes it comes to the point when it’s time to rest,
Wishing you all Happy Thanksgiving & may you all feel blessed.

[attitash]

Sleuth

Elmo scores again!!!

The answer is "VESUVIAN" for Friday, October 7th.

The previous answer was "DRUTHERS".

Thanks

[Andit]

Good afternoon, everyone.

The treat dispensers came by this morning, then to console Lily dog, I took her up to the rooftop to watch the construction workers. She's still annoyed that she didn't get to go for a car ride.

Go out & get some sunshine while it's still here.

[heartgirl99]

It's a beautiful afternoon! 20 degrees warmer than this morning.

[electric_viking]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone in Q land. Have an enjoyable long weekend!

[SillyLoocie]

wolfie is giving out lewt bags at his party.

they look pretty good eh?

[elmo57]

Hello all!

Thanks for all the reps, VM's and PM's!

Kreskin has nothing on me! 4 out of 5 for the week!

Hope everyone has a GRAND Thanksgiving weekend!