Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[NatureBug]

the poor girl's life has been like a soap lately. since august, she's been shot at, had her husband die, miscarried her twins, had her appendix burst & end up in sceptic shock, now she's got pneumonia & fading. my rodent's a mess she's been trying to help comfort her thru the loss of her husband & twins & now this.

I hope your daughter and her friend are doing okay. Stay strong.

[NatureBug]

Fly Me to the Moon by ThroughMyEye, on Flickr

Brrrrrrrrrrr. Chilly night out there! Hope you all had a wonderful day.

I was listening to the song of the day while sitting in my car in the parking lot, full blast, and at the end of the song realized that I should have been calling in!!!! I knew that would happen.

[TO_Harley]

To save the economy on November 14, 2011, Prime Minister Harper will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!

I started crying when I thought of us.

.....see you on the bus.

Yaaayyyyyyyy ROADTRIP!!! I'll pack us some snacks.
uh where's the bus again?

[heartgirl99]

Yaaayyyyyyyy ROADTRIP!!! I'll pack us some snacks.
uh where's the bus again?

line forms to the left........

[WolfDio]

Yaaayyyyyyyy ROADTRIP!!! I'll pack us some snacks.
uh where's the bus again?

Snacks!!!!

Bus??

[heartgirl99]

doesn't look like the bus is coming

[WolfDio]

[WolfDio]

doesn't look like the bus is coming

I Think I see it coming...

[WolfDio]

Be sure to watch past the Credits.

[heartgirl99]

night qt's
sleep well

[Babygirl1]

[Babygirl1]

Australian brain transplant joke

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

[Babygirl1]

Balance on earth joke

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot."

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America.

North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?"

"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah" said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them".

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, "You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the buggers I'm putting next to them"

[Babygirl1]

Texan in Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".



Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".



The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"?



The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

[Andit]

Back from the Odd Couple. Going to catch up on all I've missed today, then off to bed.

Night all.