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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 11:16 AM #26626
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I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 11:22 AM #26627
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Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people;
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss?
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 11:23 AM #26628
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"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket-launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's' goat
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 11:39 AM #26629
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 11:53 AM #26630
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:00 PM #26631
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:02 PM #26632
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:03 PM #26633
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Happy Tuesday everyone..
Work is keeping me out of trouble....
I hope you are all doing well...
Thank you ever so much for the reps. PMs notes.....
I do some repping when I can during the day or evening...
Oddly I can't rep most of you until I spread myself around....
and am not in jail.....
I must make my lunch..... I have hardly eaten much this am....
Enjoy a fabulous day
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:14 PM #26634
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:21 PM #26635
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the “What Would Jesus Do” bumper sticker, the “Choose Life” license plate holder, the “Follow Me to Sunday-School” bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:25 PM #26636
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Hi everyone... busy again today... I will have to log in later and see what's new with everyone. Have a good one!
Jonesy
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:36 PM #26637
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:48 PM #26638
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 12:49 PM #26639
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Bonus kenrod!! Here's hoping you get the monthly lunch too.
Which reminds me - I guess I should send Q a note withdrawing my workplace shuffle. I'd hate for them to get some swag now that I'm on the fast track out the door! Last day Dec 15 (Merry Flipping Christmas!! )Courage is not the absence of fear but acting in spite of it.
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Tue, Dec 13th, 2011, 01:08 PM #26640
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