Why I love my Mom. . .

[MortgageQueen]

WHY I LOVE MOM


















Does this seem familiar to anyone???






Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, 'I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed'
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button
She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.
She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.
She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.

Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, 'I thought you were going to bed.'
'I'm on my way,' she said.
She put some water into the dog's dish and brought the cat inside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and TV's , hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. 'I'm going to bed.' He scratched his crotch and farted, and
...without another thought, went to bed.
Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)

[walkonby]

well I have to say I loved this! Oh haven't most of us women lived this? It is best to laugh or you will cry!
Thanks for posting MortgageQueen

[glowworm2k]

well I have to say I loved this! Oh haven't most of us women lived this? It is best to laugh or you will cry!
Thanks for posting MortgageQueen

LOL, I'm not a mom (yet), but I can still identify with this! This describes my life too perfectly for them not to have a spy peeking in on me....

I tend to organize affairs for myself, for DH, and also deal with mail and family stuff for my sister who lives overseas, plus being super-organized for my advisor and my boss... my catchphrase is "...'cause I'm the mom...."

[darwinsmistake]

awwwwwwww

[Natalka]

Gosh, that is SO very true! Thanks for posting it.

[Lynn49]

Wouldn't it be nice, just for once, to be a man and sail through the day, knowing that everything else in his universe is taken care of?

[MortgageQueen]

Wouldn't it be nice, just for once, to be a man and sail through the day, knowing that everything else in his universe is taken care of?

Lynn, it's easy! Just get yourself a good wife!