Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[feetfrown]

[the H team]

 # How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
# The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

[The Jester]

Going through Dental-Detox at the Moment.
Freezing is just starting to "warm up".
Can Talk OK, but not Drink... did not bring an extra shirt.

Hope you're comfy and they didn't do anything to your canines, Wolfie

[The Jester]

Don't just look, observe. Don't just swallow, taste. Don't just sleep, dream. Don't just

think, feel. Don't just exist, LIVE.

Words to live by ecat.

[hmjm61]

Have a great evening!

[Chers1]

well.. the basketball tournaments are all done for now.. time to get the building back in shape..what a busy day.. wheeww.. i'm just getting on here now.. I hope you are all ready for that dynamite weather we are suppose to be getting cause I sure am

[ecat444]

Whilst making a batch of hummus I got into playing a few blues CD's I haven't heard in a while - Paul Butterfield Blues Band, J Geils, Savoy Brown.....sounded pretty good......

Shy Kitty!

[Karl Stiel]

[Mmmme...]

[rock lobster]

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women..

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.



WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally..'


WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.....

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'



CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

[elmo57]

Off to Toronto to my friends place for my last "sleep" before Cuba!

They're 10 minutes from YYZ!

Thanks for all the well wishes and sorry I can't take all of you along that wanted to!

At least I'm leaving you in +13C weather tomorrow!

Have a GRAND week everyone, I know I will!

[heartgirl99]

Off to Toronto to my friends place for my last "sleep" before Cuba!

They're 10 minutes from YYZ!

Thanks for all the well wishes and sorry I can't take all of you along that wanted to!

At least I'm leaving you in +13C weather tomorrow!

Have a GRAND week everyone, I know I will!

have a great time, elmo!
safe travels!

[waynethegolfer]

Good evening all.

[waynethegolfer]

: Golf Membership Application

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied
for membership at a local golf club.

About a week later he received a letter that his application has been
rejected.

He went to the club to inquire as to why.
Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish.

Secretary: Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt?

Scot: Aye, I do know, and I wear a kilt too.

Secretary: You are also aware, that we wear nothing under the kilt?

Scot: Aye, and neither do I.

Secretary: Are you also aware, that the members sit naked in the steam
room?

Scot: Aye, I also do the same.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So, being Jewish, you are circumcised, is that correct?

Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
comfortable sitting in the steam room with you, since your privates are
different from theirs.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, ma'am. I know that you have to be a
Protestant t o march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a
Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus. But this is the first time I've
heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.

[waynethegolfer]

Originally Posted by elmo57
Off to Toronto to my friends place for my last "sleep" before Cuba!

They're 10 minutes from YYZ!

Thanks for all the well wishes and sorry I can't take all of you along that wanted to!

At least I'm leaving you in +13C weather tomorrow!

Have a GRAND week everyone, I know I will!

You do not have to take everyone just me.