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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 09:29 PM #51211
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 09:32 PM #51212
Three Certain Things in Life!
The Glasgow Brothel
The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked...
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charges £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left...
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still £5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs...
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, "Edinburgh."
"Really", she said, "I have family in Edinburgh."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person..."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain...
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. And...Getting screwed by a lawyer!NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 09:38 PM #51213
THE BOTTLE OF WINE - A STORY ALL WOMEN WILL ADORE!
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or
wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next
time you see a bottle of wine:
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of
the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked
the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk
with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking
intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until
she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I
got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
'Good trade.....'NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 10:07 PM #51214
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Late getting off work...rushed to where Kim Mitchell was playing(10-15 minute pedal) & hook up wife my wife & friends. Huge crowd & we where unlike H Team & well back from the stage but still a decent view. Kim played Lager & Ale, was finnishing his second song, Rockland Wonderland when the rain came down. He asked if he should continue playing in pouring rain & got a huge response(over 10,000 there) but show was cancelled within minutes. Sound was great & obvious it was going to be a great show. Kim said he will return to town. I pedal home(rain stopped in about 5 minutes) & my wife & friends went drinking...stupid w*rk!
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 10:08 PM #51215
rush ===>arrows
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 10:09 PM #51216
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 10:13 PM #51217
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 10:13 PM #51218
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 10:29 PM #51219
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More bad news with some good out of it. The young girl(27) died from her injuries from Friday`s accident which was no surprise to me. She had a total of 8 organs donated for transplant to some lucky people. One incredible act that affects so many lives. I encourage all to sign organ transplant cards & also inform loved ones of your wishes.
She was a camp counsellor at a local summer camp my daughter attended. Of course she knew here from her last recent visit & had a few pictures of her. Much easier to tell her of the incident & out come explaining how she helped so many others with her final last act of kindness.
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 10:42 PM #51220
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Sat, Aug 4th, 2012, 11:04 PM #51221
rush ===>tour
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Sun, Aug 5th, 2012, 12:17 AM #51222
rush ===>stadium
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Sun, Aug 5th, 2012, 01:18 AM #51223
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Hope everyone's enjoying the weekend!
HelloHello! - Hope everyone's doing Awesome!!! :D
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Sun, Aug 5th, 2012, 01:18 AM #51224
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Sun, Aug 5th, 2012, 04:12 AM #51225
Mornin all
Burning my way through another year!
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