I almost set my pants on fire tonight...(SECRET REVEALED)

[avoncallingu]

in the car, while I was driving.....and I don't smoke! So how do you think this happened? Guesses anyone?

[vesper]

You lied to someone?

[avoncallingu]

Ha! Ha! LOL! Vesper! No - I was alone.

[Natalka]

Vesper stole my answer, but I'll elaborate on the guess - you lied to the police, said you were speeding because you were on your way to the hospital to deliver a baby?

[vesper]

You placed something hot you were holding, between your legs really fast so you could turn left.... then the hot thing heated your pants?

[vesper]

Oh that sounded dirty, but it isn't meant to LOL!

[MrsSunshine]

as in real fire.. or as in a real hot deal.. ??

[xox2010]

This is like the turkey thing isn't it. I honestly have no idea. Your cigarette lighter in your car (if you have one) malfunctioned?

[avoncallingu]

I mean - hot - about to catch fire - real - had to pull off the road to fix it. The cigarette lighter didn't malfunction - good guess, though! Vesper - your idea has merit, but no - this came as a complete surprise until it started happening.

[MrsSunshine]

hmm that's what i was going to guess the cigarette lighter...

[avoncallingu]

My smoke alarm kept beeping. (That's what started it.)

[xox2010]

Something with a battery in caught on fire? Like the battery blew up (if that's even possible) and started a fire.

[avoncallingu]

ooooh, x0x2010 - you're so close! But the beeping alarm was at home.

[MrsSunshine]

ok.. im so lost. the alarm at home was beeping but you were in the car. theres gotta be some kind of trick to this

[avoncallingu]

what would I do if the alarm at home started intermittantly beeping?