A few LOLS for you.....

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[bluerose]

50 Animated Gifs for Every Situation Ever
http://twistedsifter.com/2012/04/50-...ituation-ever/

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[operabob]

Subject: Cell phone etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train." "Yes, I know it's six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting." "No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss." "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life." "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart." Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

[operabob]

> Subject: RE: Ol' Blue
>
> A young cowboy from Regina goes off to college. Half way through the
> semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.
>
>
> "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is
> developing! They actually have a program here in Waterloo that will teach
> our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"
>
> "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that
> program?"
>
> "Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get
> him in the course."
>
> So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
>
> About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs
> out. The boy calls home.
>
> "So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
>
> "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
> believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the
> animals how to read!"
>
> "Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that
> program?"
>
> "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
>
> The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end
> of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.
>
> So he shoots the dog.
>
> When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all
> excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and
> talk!"
>
> "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
> before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back
> in the recliner, reading Shakespeare, like he usually does.
>
> Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing
> around with that little blonde who lives down the street?"
> The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that SOB before he talks to
> your mother!"
>
> "I sure did, Dad!"
> "That's my boy!"
>
> The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Ottawa as a Senator.