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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 10:31 AM #148741
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When I quit smoking 2-1/2 years ago
I was thinking, “kenrod, way to go!
Then I replaced the butts with potato chips
And that weight just went to my hips (I’m trying not to sound like a girl here, but it rhymes)
The motion of smoking and eating chips was similar
I kept on getting bigger instead of littler
I really put on the weight
That I couldn’t fit through the gate
Two months ago I decided to drop the pounds
So I started to do my rounds
And walk 3 km each lunch hour
I walk past the drive-thrus, whose food I used to devour
Instead of going out for lunch every day
Bringing a healthy lunch to work is definitely the way
16 pounds later
There is less around the equator
My pants are starting to fall down
I look silly pulling up my pants while walking around town
I occasionally go to the drive-thru
But the frequency of going is now few
There is still lots of work to be done
But at least I don’t weigh a ton
I will have to stay the course
And cut down when eating the main course.
This poem is a little cheesy,
But I am certainly not good at composing them like our resident poet Silly LoocieLast edited by kenrod; Fri, Jul 8th, 2016 at 10:33 AM.
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 10:37 AM #148742
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Good morning.
Friday's here at last. I hope it's a good one.
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 10:46 AM #148743
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 11:12 AM #148744
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Good morning, maybe great morning as I start a week’s vacation in one hour. The pool was full this morning and it started up almost right away. Heading up to Soyers Lake tomorrow, we rented a nice cottage. If I don’t get on have great week.
Way to go Jays and Argos last night. And Milos is playing a great game right now, last set!!!
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 12:00 PM #148745
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 12:38 PM #148746
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A pair of kiwis
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 03:23 PM #148747
Propose the idea of working 4-10 hour days in the summer so that every week in the summer would be a long weekend.
Not all employees would have to work the same schedule and their days off could be staggered so there would be representation as it exists currently.
The only problem would be convincing your clients to do all their business with you on such a staggered schedule.
It can be done, but not without a lot of advance preparation.
Maybe you could institute it for next summer.
I know that it is do-able because I have made it happen.Last edited by zfurman; Fri, Jul 8th, 2016 at 03:25 PM.
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 03:42 PM #148748
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Way to go @kenrod . 16 lbs in 2 months is amazing!!
You inspired me to go for a walk today at lunchtime!!
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 03:51 PM #148749
Have a Great Weekend everyone. Go Jays!
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 05:24 PM #148750
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Woo Hoo!! It's the week-end!! I hope everyone has a good one!!
Cheers!!
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 07:29 PM #148751
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Congrats Captain Canada with 17.7 million votes, the 2nd highest vote total in history.
Michael Saunders has won the AL Final Vote
Earns first All-Star Game selection
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 07:47 PM #148752
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KT - have a great week; you've really earned it. That's a nice lake. Our cottage was on a neighbouring lake, so I know it well. Great fishing.
WTG Milos. He beat Federer in the 5th set, after being down 2 - 0, this morning to be the 1st Canadian to ever reach the Wimbledon final.
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 09:48 PM #148753
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 10:19 PM #148754
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Fri, Jul 8th, 2016, 10:31 PM #148755
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Acute!
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Barkeeper: No worries, I'll refill your beer.
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