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[kaela]

wow a star is born.

[lolcat]

Rose, you should really look into Canada's next top model. I did a photo/video shoot for a friend of mine's sister, and they took her. You are easily as pretty as she is, and more so because you have a great personality

Lots of the actors I knew in NYC all did modelling on the side when they weren't acting because it was good money for the time investment.

You look lovely! Are those actual quotes from you?

[S J]

It is just if you are like the rest of us, you'll be in there all the time!! LOL

yup thats what i am worried about , between Sc , surveys , buzz campaings, contests{some every hour} and finding good deals ! I am worried about ignoring my DS and house . already forgot to pay CC bill twice in 5 months another thing and Dh will have a sit down with me!

[Purple_Everything]

ROSEPEDAL for 100

[roseofblack25]

OMG Rose!! - You realy should be a model!! You are gorgeous in those pics!! Don't ever listen to your family, they have have no idea how beautiful you are!! I love the hair by the way!!

thanks! nope I don't listen to my mom's side of the fam...the only opinion that matters is my adopted aunt cause she is honest and isn't jealous LOL
and everyone here your opinions matter too LOL cause people aren't jealous b!tches to each other here which is a great thing

Rose, those pics are great

Rose gorgeous pix...you really do look amazing and should be modelling. Move to TO and get some good gigs here

LOL I was told to find an agent first so I think thats what I am going to do this summer if I cant find a day job I will just scout out agencies to go to...

Rose, those pics are great & yes, you really should be a model. Keep us posted on what your family had to say.

ah my mom's fam just sucks they are jealous so it doesn't matter what they say haha but my grandma said they should have put my last name because no one will believe me now...umm I live in a very small town (like 100 people) the chances of it being mistaken for someone else is like 0 haha
and my ex-aunt LOL said they must have had to really photoshop it cause they made my nose smaller and she went on and on rofl jealous much?

ooh rose lovely pictures ! so gorgeous!

You look gorgeous Rose!! Then again, they didn't have to do much! Beautiful!

wow a star is born.

Rose, you should really look into Canada's next top model. I did a photo/video shoot for a friend of mine's sister, and they took her. You are easily as pretty as she is, and more so because you have a great personality

Lots of the actors I knew in NYC all did modelling on the side when they weren't acting because it was good money for the time investment.

You look lovely! Are those actual quotes from you?

I want to been trying to win one of those flip camcorder things in that pepsi contest so I can do a video for next year not sure I am tall enough but its worth a try anyway they have taken some people that were 5'7 and some that were 5'8...so they might take me I am like 5'7 3/4 LOL so I lie and say 5'8
yep actual quotes well then they edited them to make them sound better for the magazine and for length and stuff but other then that those are from me but they had to call and confirm it was ok with me when they edited them and everything LOL I was at the mall when the writer called and was confirming that it was ok to change something haha I felt important in the middle of the mall discussing changes to the write up for my page in a magazine

[merrilee]

Rose...your pictures are absolutely beautiful!!

[roseofblack25]

thanks

ugh I was supposed to be wearing my contacts daily to get used to them but I so cant today I am either going through really bad allergies or I have a cold my throat is sore my nose and eyes are running and I have a refresher dress rehearsal tomorrow night and shows fri,sat,sun...so giving my eyes a break today and will try to put my contacts in tomorrow before dress rehearsal but this seriously sucks...I was going to take that cold FX stuff that I got in something I bought for travelling but I read that I can't take ginseng if I'm allergic to other plants like chamomile any suggestions on how to get my throat in singing shape for fri night? I have been doing the tea with honey and cough drops and cold meds but nothing is helping...

[lolcat]

Rose.. one of the best things for your throat is steam. Get a pot of water to a really good boil and get the steam from that, or steam up your bathroom and breathe it in.

You can also try taking a few tablespoons of straight honey. Just swallow it and it will give you a nice coating that should relieve a lot of the soreness.

[lolcat]

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[Grey]

Rose, be sure to keep a copy of the mag for posterity, lol.
Maybe you can also include it in your portfolio.

new word:
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oops, lolcat already posted it, lol.

[roseofblack25]

Rose.. one of the best things for your throat is steam. Get a pot of water to a really good boil and get the steam from that, or steam up your bathroom and breathe it in.

You can also try taking a few tablespoons of straight honey. Just swallow it and it will give you a nice coating that should relieve a lot of the soreness.

I will breath it in when I shower tonight hehe I like hot showers so its always steamy when I'm in there
I have been doing the tablespoon of honey before I leave to do shows cause my throat was annoying me friday and sat too but it wasn't as bad as it is now will still do that before I leave it makes it feel better at least LOL I'm just worried about singing like I sound bad when I talk how bad is singing going to sound haha

[roseofblack25]

Rose, be sure to keep a copy of the mag for posterity, lol.
Maybe you can also include it in your portfolio.

new word:
PointsandPrizes.com Keyword: SECONDJOURNEY worth 100 points good through 6/26/09.

oops, lolcat already posted it, lol.

oh I am! they sent us four copies of the magazine so I gave one to my grandma, have one saved for my adopted aunt who lives in the states and can't buy the mag, my mom has one and I have one, I am waiting to hear back from the agency here about getting an apt with the mother agent and I will take the magazine in when I get the interview because its all I have experience wise right now

[newsnakeowner1978]

heres a few jokes all. finally had a chance lol. hope u all enjoy.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.


Why did they fire Ronald MacDonald?
They caught him giving Wendy a Whopper at Burger King


What's the definition of a computer nerd?
A man who knows 4,560 ways to have sex, but doesn't know any girls.

Three addicts went into a favorite back alley to shoot up.
The first one sterilized his needle, swabbed it with alcohol, and shot up.
Then he passed it to the next fellow, who swabbed the needle with
alcohol, and shot up.
Then he passed it on the third addict, who stuck the needle
right into his arm.
"Are you crazy, man?" screamed the first two. "Haven't you heard of
AIDs? You could get sick, man, you could die!"
"Don't be ridiculous," said the third guy in a lofty tone.
"I'm wearing a condom."

The bar was getting ready to close, so he asked the nearest woman:
What would you say to a little "oral" activity?
"That all depends,..."
she quickly responded.
.Your face, or mine?"


John is out in the country with his new bride. They watch as a bull
comes over the rise and bangs six cows in a row, one after the other.
His wife says, "It's a shame a man can't perform like that."
He says, "We could, if we got to change cows every time."


One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love
for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for
the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend
you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ.
I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church
supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.
"There must be something you would have of me," said God.
"Well, there is one thing," she said.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere,
not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the
minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could
do just for you."
"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time,"
said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel..."


Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can't Eat it or Screw it.
Piss on it and Walk Away


What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you
pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME


Murphy's Laws On Sex

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,
the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's
offered take it,because it'll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes
the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what
people think you've got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches
you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and
minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she
usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a
man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.


An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss
me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the
cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said :"Then
you use to bite my neck" Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and
got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?"she asked. "To get my teeth.


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see a blonde behind the
wheel knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn,
and yelled, PULLOVER!"
"NO," the blonde yelled back,
"IT'S A SCARF!"


A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following
an interfaith meeting.

The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more
and I'll have a basketball team."

The Catholic, waived off this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing,
boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17
wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."


A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctorasked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest
cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you
think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "Hemophilia is a genetic disorder
and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a
woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when
you have your period?" the doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about
seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess!"


Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.


Joining a new company, Dave had to take a physical with the company doctor.
All the tests came out fine but, after a brief hesitation,
the doctor noted that Dave had the smallest penis he'd ever seen.
"Tell me," he said, "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?"
"No," Dave said. "I've got a great wife, three kids, and a normal sex
life. I guess the only problem I ever have is finding it when I need to
urinate."
"And yet you still have a normal sex life?"
"That's not a problem," Dave said, "because there's TWO of us looking
for it then." (poor ba$tard, lol)


There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first
time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says,
"Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but,
don't let him do that.

He is going to try to feel your breasts, you are going to like that
but, don't let him do that.

He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going
to like that but, don't let him do that.

But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and
have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him
do that, it will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

Upon returning home, later that night, the girl could not wait to
tell her grandmother about the date. She told her grandmother that her
date went just like she said. Then she noted, "I did not let him
disgrace the family. When he tried to do that, I just got on top of
him and disgraced his family!"



A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical.

The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"Oh, about One-sixty-five," he answers.

The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 187.

Then the nurse asks, "Do you know your height?"

"Oh, about six feet," he answers.

The nurse checks and finds that he's only 5 feet and 8 inches tall.

Then she takes his blood pressure. It's very high.

"High!" The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here,
I was tall and lanky. Now, I'm short and fat!"


If my father is Welsh and my mother is Hungarian what does that make me?
Well hung (calm down NSAngel, Aph and yes u to rose) HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa


An irate guy stormed into a drug store looking like he'd just been
dragged out of a river. Clutching a rumpled box of sanitary napkins he
says to the clerk, "S.O.B.! I'm gonna sue your ass for selling me this
bull!" "What are you talking about?" asks the startled clerk.
"Look here," says the guy, pointing to the wrinkled box, eyes popping
with rage.
"It says, 'You can swim while wearing these.' "Don't it say that?
Well, S.O.B., that's a gotdam lie! I had six of these bull things
tied 'round me and I damn near drowned!"



Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost
completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not
surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty
years!"

Not my best jokes I know. Buts its all I had to work with. lol

[roseofblack25]

LOL i missed the dirty jokes haha

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