SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Patty Smyth]

[Patty Smyth]

[SillyLoocie]

[Patty Smyth]

Yeah this pretty much sums it up in this asswipe province.

[SillyLoocie]

My great niece doing her part in the fight against cancer.

[Patty Smyth]

Interesting speech.

[SillyLoocie]

[Patty Smyth]

[SillyLoocie]

I am all alone once again, all I hear are the echoes of the loons,
The room is getting dusty; even the party balloons,
The broom is propped up in the corner waiting to do a sweep,
I've just brewed a pot of tea & I'm waiting for it to steep,
I do have some good news however I'm going on a picnic launch,
Cause I think when it comes to boating you don't have to be so staunch,
My friends are very nice & they know the lake very well,
I can swim, have a picnic on a summer's afternoon, could anything be more swell?
You just have to love guys who improvise & really make things work,
& I just happen to like the boys who have a touch of quirk!

[Stifler]

He's back to being the clown again...in Detroit.

[Patty Smyth]

Going viral in 3...2....1

[angelapride]

2 mins left to reach at home.

[Patty Smyth]

OMG OMG OMG I got a letter from Howard Hughes!!!!!! I AM SPESHUL!!!

[4:10:00 PM] howard hughes: Dear Madam,


My name is Howard Hughes, UBS Investment Bank EU Head of Equities Research. I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described here-under for our both mutual benefit and hope you will keep it a top secret because of the nature of the transaction.


During the course of our bank middle year auditing, I discovered an unclaimed/abandoned fund, sum total of $11.200,000.00 USD (Eleven Million two hundred thousand United States Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers (Late Henry Bill), a Citizen of United state who unfortunately lost his life. Since then my bank have assigned me to get to his family which i have tried but could not locate. More worrisome is the fact that he did not enlist any of his family members as beneficiary. I have only one month to submit my findings and i don't want to disclose i was not able to locate his beneficiary or family member. Our Bank will pay this money to any United state citizen with my recommendation.


I therefore will like you to work with me and i will process papers showing you are the family member of the decease of the deposited fund and it will be paid to you within 3 working days. I want you to accept this offer without any fear as i am in the position to disclose who is the family member to my bank. If you accept write me back and i will tell you what we will do to accomplish this. we will share it 60% to me and 30% to you then the remaining 10% will be set aside incase of any expenses that Might come out during the transfer. Though i write you hoping we can work together on this. However if you are not capable please do let me know so i look for alternatives as i do not have much time on this. For more detailsis contact me via my private email; [email protected]


Until i hear from you.
Howard Hughes

[thriftygranny]

Going viral in 3...2....1

Oh my that was hilarious.

[Patty Smyth]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water