SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Andit]

My friend was getting non-stop calls from her alumni association asking for money. She finally got fed up & the next time they called, she answered the phone, "How dare you call here right now?"

Poor caller tried again. "I`m sorry, may I speak with Sue..."

"Thìs is a house of mourning. We`re getting ready for her funeral, no thanks to you & your non-stop harrassment."

The caller hung up. My friend`s poor mother had to deal with sympathy cards for months - apparently her "death" made the alumni newsletter.

She thought it was great - the phone calls stopped!

[Patty Smyth]

What a lousy night. My DD the vampire was at it again. Came in to wake me up every hour. Finally at 4:30 she came in and wanted to sleep with us. Good thing I can slep on about 12 inches wide on my side on the bed. It's gonna be a long day.

[thecountess]

The joys of parenthood.......

[sarah_300c]

Good morning everyone! It's Friday! I am sitting on the coach with my little guy watching his cartoons and enjoying a nice, hot cup of coffee. I think I'll go for a walk this morning. It's going to be a great day!

[YesI'mcheap]

What a lousy night. My DD the vampire was at it again. Came in to wake me up every hour. Finally at 4:30 she came in and wanted to sleep with us. Good thing I can slep on about 12 inches wide on my side on the bed. It's gonna be a long day.

You are such a good mom. When I was little and did the bed thing my mom did one of three things lock there door, make me sleep on the floor (no carpeting) or the last time put down tacksat their door.

[user-id]

T.G.I.F. - Wheeeeee!!!!

[YesI'mcheap]

leaving to go and do more blood work. I hate getting new doctors, they all want more blood.

[DiamondLil]

Got all my kids off to school, watched a movie (Dance Flick - Wayans Bros.). Considering whether to take a nap or start cooking lunch...

[GottaLoveFreeebies]

first day of school.....ever....

[Hsooley]

Getting ready to have brunch.

[DiamondLil]

My lovely daughters are enjoying donairs for lunch!!! Not too nutritious but it does have tomato, onion and its rolled in a pita, so its not 100% bad.

[dealsniffer]

I am sooo sore this morning-up too much yesterday! oh well-had fun tho. no one is visiting today so I can take it easy.

[dealsniffer]

but there is stuff to be done outside and it isn't supposed to be so cold today-actually supposed to be nice. Might have to spend some time outside.

[dealsniffer]

one other thing-the wasps are TERRIBLE right now! They are everywhere and I hate those things!!! they are so mean!

[Patty Smyth]

Just got back from a visit with a different dentist for Kiera. All of a sudden she needs a crown and another filling when the first dentist said it was just a small filling. This does not inspire confidence in me too bad Kiera does not like the guy dentist she likes this new girl dentist. Mommy does not.