SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[DH666]

you're a BAD influence!

Yes, but the grape producers and microwave manufacturers love me! Restarting the economy one microwave at a time!

[ccmp1974]

Just wondering what trouble one can get up to with a toaster oven???Should we call the fire dept.???

[YesI'mcheap]

Just don't Try a Char. BBQ inside.

[babygonnermann]

I stupidly bought a box(hallowe'en size) of lay chips. Now they are talking to me. Apparently they want to die.

VeeVee 2 of 60 have died. The others have shut up for the time being.

Kitkats have loud cries. They are hard to drown out.

LMAO You are just way too funny!!

Yes, but the grape producers and microwave manufacturers love me! Restarting the economy one microwave at a time!

Ah, yes, but the firefighters may not like you - they like to sleep, too, you know

DS is going to be spending a lot of time in bed today, I think. He only got up at 8 am, and he's already been sent to bed twice (an hour and a half later). Perfect - on a day when I actually have some motivation to get stuff done, he's acting out. ARGH!!!

[Andit]

Morning all. Can`t seem to get moving today - think I`m finally crashing after 5.5 days on the go. Wanna stay in bed, but the critters won`t let me. They`re evil.

For a bit of fizz & a lot of mess (but no permanent damage), dump a box of baking soda in your sink (put the stopper in first - I recommend the bathroom sink, so you don`t have to reach in & to pull the stopper out), then pour a small bottle of vinegar in. Step back, cause the fizz might get ya. Cost about $2 at the $ Store. Might keep ya out of trouble for 5 minutes, while you watch & a half hour while you clean up. Enjoy.

There`s other stuff that`s more fun, but hard to get your hands on those things unless you break into a chem lab.

[Patty Smyth]

Actually I love the vinegar bomb for getting that skanky smell out of the drain. Baking soda, salt and lots of vinegar. Fizz Bomb

[SillyLoocie]

Cool pic Patty

[Andit]

Have to convince the dog that the window washer is the same fellow we met this morning on our walk & not a monster. If you don`t hear from me, you`ll know the boogeyman got us.

[Andit]

After a few barks (& more than a few pb cookies), the boogeyman was allowed to wash the windows. The cat is still hiding in his carrier, he`s waiting to see whether the dog will survive the boogeyman`s spell before coming back out.

[Turkish_DeLight]

I am looking to the west to see if there is a flash of light...AKA Turks house!!Hope to see a link to the exploding grapes!!

omg omg did you see it? we did it we did it!!!! wait i did it i did it whoaaaaaaaa it was soooooooo neat!!!! i have it on cam now to transer my pictures of my shoes i baught and the vid to the site need to find the darn usb thingy oh yea oh yea oh yea i did it i didt it
lmao why do i have a feeling that as of now everybody has just labled me as the biggest dork on SCs

[RobynCD]

It is only 9:30 here...and I have already been for waaaay to long....going looking for my 4th cup of coffee!

[NancyM]

i'm eating a banana

[VeeVee]

We just got a new coffee machine at work...peppermint hot chocolate..what what!!!!
Sooo good.
On a sad note - the inlaws are back from vacation tonight

[heartgirl99]

We just got a new coffee machine at work...peppermint hot chocolate..what what!!!!
Sooo good.
On a sad note - the inlaws are back from vacation tonight

peppermint hot choc! sounds yummy!

too bad about the in-laws!!!

[Patty Smyth]

omg omg did you see it? we did it we did it!!!! wait i did it i did it whoaaaaaaaa it was soooooooo neat!!!! i have it on cam now to transer my pictures of my shoes i baught and the vid to the site need to find the darn usb thingy oh yea oh yea oh yea i did it i didt it
lmao why do i have a feeling that as of now everybody has just labled me as the biggest dork on SCs

How about dork of the week? We could have a contest every week.....